RealSteveBeam
@realstevebeam.bsky.social
Baltimore Born. DC schooled. Dad. Engineer. MBA. Ride bikes a lot. Favourite bands aren't hip. Prefers British spelling.
gonna be more damn draftkings ad minutes than actual football
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
gonna be more damn draftkings ad minutes than actual football
what do we gotta do to get a Meat Loaf biopic starring Jack Black. you can have all the money I’ve got if we can make this happen.
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
what do we gotta do to get a Meat Loaf biopic starring Jack Black. you can have all the money I’ve got if we can make this happen.
lol F1 Indy Car whatever the fuck it is on DC roads. ask me how many times I had to replace shock bushings and arms on my Volvos in DC compared to CA. roads in DC are a disaster.
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
lol F1 Indy Car whatever the fuck it is on DC roads. ask me how many times I had to replace shock bushings and arms on my Volvos in DC compared to CA. roads in DC are a disaster.
when you’re making chicken soup this weekend, toss a little Old Bay in that pot. thank me later. also, fuck ice.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
when you’re making chicken soup this weekend, toss a little Old Bay in that pot. thank me later. also, fuck ice.
there weren’t any lines at the record store this morning. all the maniacs busy are buying milk and eggs. but I’ve got new to me vinyl.
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
there weren’t any lines at the record store this morning. all the maniacs busy are buying milk and eggs. but I’ve got new to me vinyl.
even chatGPT threw up in its mouth a little after writing this drivel about the new commanders stadium plan in DC
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
even chatGPT threw up in its mouth a little after writing this drivel about the new commanders stadium plan in DC
remember that crazy time Obama wore a tan suit?
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
remember that crazy time Obama wore a tan suit?
it’s funny when Aaron Rodgers loses because he’s a colossal asshole
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
it’s funny when Aaron Rodgers loses because he’s a colossal asshole
BlueSky: Lentils and GAINS
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
BlueSky: Lentils and GAINS
interpreter did a fantastic job capturing the tone
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
interpreter did a fantastic job capturing the tone
if you’ve ever done anything yourself on your bike, you’ve probably watched Calvin show you how to do it. absolute legend.
www.parktool.com/en-us/blog/n...
www.parktool.com/en-us/blog/n...
Calvin Jones Retiring After 28 Years As Director of Education at Park…
Park Tool has been manufacturing bicycle specific tools since 1963. Based out of St. Paul Minnesota, we are the world's largest bicycle tool manufacturer. A long-term dedication to quality,…
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January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
if you’ve ever done anything yourself on your bike, you’ve probably watched Calvin show you how to do it. absolute legend.
www.parktool.com/en-us/blog/n...
www.parktool.com/en-us/blog/n...
as long as we’re doing this, could somebody please come take the president of the United States? France? England?
please?
please?
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
as long as we’re doing this, could somebody please come take the president of the United States? France? England?
please?
please?
guess this means the 2026 FIFA Peace Award is a really open field
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
guess this means the 2026 FIFA Peace Award is a really open field
Everybody in DC about to realize how easy it is to get to the Meyerhoff in Baltimore and back via train for shows.
*KENNEDY CENTER TO BE RENAMED TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER: LEAVITT
Bloomberg Terminal headline
Bloomberg Terminal headline
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Everybody in DC about to realize how easy it is to get to the Meyerhoff in Baltimore and back via train for shows.
what kinda size are we talkin about here
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
what kinda size are we talkin about here
really appreciate how dumb Bonds thinks everyone in DC is. or maybe she just knows she’d never win a ranked choice vote.
The D.C. Council is now starting to debate the emergency bill from Councilmember Anita Bonds that would delay the rollout of ranked-choice voting beyond next year.
"Does the city have adequate time to educate and demonstrate?" asks Bonds, a longtime skeptic of ranked-choice voting.
"Does the city have adequate time to educate and demonstrate?" asks Bonds, a longtime skeptic of ranked-choice voting.
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
really appreciate how dumb Bonds thinks everyone in DC is. or maybe she just knows she’d never win a ranked choice vote.
Why does this feel a little like an Albert Belle or Chris Davis contract for the Baltimore Orioles. somebody tell me I’m wrong.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why does this feel a little like an Albert Belle or Chris Davis contract for the Baltimore Orioles. somebody tell me I’m wrong.
Black Friday stresses me out. I don’t need any of this shit stop advertising so hard.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Black Friday stresses me out. I don’t need any of this shit stop advertising so hard.
thankful to live in a country where you can buy fried onions in a bag.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
thankful to live in a country where you can buy fried onions in a bag.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
less thankful to live in a country that elected Trump. twice.
the unsolicited comments about my calves from other dudes when I’m at the gym will always be really… weird?
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .
ALT: a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the unsolicited comments about my calves from other dudes when I’m at the gym will always be really… weird?
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
…thanks? i guess? no I don’t fucking lift calf weights i don’t have a calf routine, go ride a fucking bike, weirdo.
dc is the best small town. out to dinner, kids need MLK Library slide time, bump in to @randomduck.bsky.social advocating for safer bike landed. we’re less blurry in person) #bikedc
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
dc is the best small town. out to dinner, kids need MLK Library slide time, bump in to @randomduck.bsky.social advocating for safer bike landed. we’re less blurry in person) #bikedc
seen today on Capitol Hill
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
seen today on Capitol Hill