Squid (Certified Autumn Moment)
@realsquiddays.bsky.social
She/Her 27 Genetically modified to give forehead kisses
Sponsoring @coffeebeen.bsky.social, @rustictoaster.bsky.social, and @aprilsocks.bsky.social. Married to @officebynx.bsky.social, dating @rejectedspacecat.bsky.social
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Sponsoring @coffeebeen.bsky.social, @rustictoaster.bsky.social, and @aprilsocks.bsky.social. Married to @officebynx.bsky.social, dating @rejectedspacecat.bsky.social
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If youre not with me on my flops, you dont deserve me and my bangers
Lowkey just gonna slip boob surgery onto my docket if I can get it covered under my deductable
big knockers autumn time
big knockers autumn time
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Lowkey just gonna slip boob surgery onto my docket if I can get it covered under my deductable
big knockers autumn time
big knockers autumn time
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You ever catch bro looking real cute all of a sudden and realize you're brovulating
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You ever catch bro looking real cute all of a sudden and realize you're brovulating
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Bobo
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bobo
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF WORKING ON MYSELF WHY CANT I JUST LET EVERY ISSUE ROT IN A CORNER AND HAVE FUN WITHOUT THINKING OF IT
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF WORKING ON MYSELF WHY CANT I JUST LET EVERY ISSUE ROT IN A CORNER AND HAVE FUN WITHOUT THINKING OF IT
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Have you guys heard about this
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Have you guys heard about this
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$20 orchiectomy at claires
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
$20 orchiectomy at claires
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Honestly, Florida deserves to be under water. Let nature reclaim her.
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Honestly, Florida deserves to be under water. Let nature reclaim her.
The biggest issue with the lesbian flag is that its kinda fleshy, which is also the biggest upside
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The biggest issue with the lesbian flag is that its kinda fleshy, which is also the biggest upside
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More people need to be around to chill at 12pm EST
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
More people need to be around to chill at 12pm EST
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I can feel my soul leaving my body but its girl day so I gotta lock in
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can feel my soul leaving my body but its girl day so I gotta lock in
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Yall think i could pull off black hair? The brown kinda suits me but goth.....
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yall think i could pull off black hair? The brown kinda suits me but goth.....
Im gods favorite but ur all welcome to try for 2nd place
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Im gods favorite but ur all welcome to try for 2nd place
Theyre using MTF as an acronym in the work meeting and i have noone here i can riff with a out it
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Theyre using MTF as an acronym in the work meeting and i have noone here i can riff with a out it
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"oh we just invented this thing called movable type but nobody can read. let's translate the bible and start a schism in the catholic church in order to make everyone literate and create demand for our new product"
they have played us for FOOLS
they have played us for FOOLS
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"oh we just invented this thing called movable type but nobody can read. let's translate the bible and start a schism in the catholic church in order to make everyone literate and create demand for our new product"
they have played us for FOOLS
they have played us for FOOLS
This is just like final fantasy tactics! (I have a job)
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is just like final fantasy tactics! (I have a job)
Ur allowed to call me a tranny if ur chill with it i only remind people its a slur if they annoy me
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ur allowed to call me a tranny if ur chill with it i only remind people its a slur if they annoy me
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How tf they be making machines to suck off micro penises but not for anything bigger? Like is your core customer base all men with small penises or are you actually just an unequal opportunist fucker
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How tf they be making machines to suck off micro penises but not for anything bigger? Like is your core customer base all men with small penises or are you actually just an unequal opportunist fucker
The wierd girl will not save you but she WILL make a cardboard cutout of you and thats pretty neat
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The wierd girl will not save you but she WILL make a cardboard cutout of you and thats pretty neat
That palpable tension when a whiteboy is confidently singing at karaoke and you know the nword is coming up in the song
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That palpable tension when a whiteboy is confidently singing at karaoke and you know the nword is coming up in the song
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On every level except physical I am pregnant
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
On every level except physical I am pregnant
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Call me Spike Spiegel the way I love a woman that can kick my ass
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Call me Spike Spiegel the way I love a woman that can kick my ass
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Look, let me be clear. I'm an artist, I pour my heart and soul into my craft. I make things that matter. Things that change the world, your perception, my mind is too intricate and too beautiful and twisted so I have to distill through the alambic of my fingers,my ideas over the canvas. Respect me.
April 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Look, let me be clear. I'm an artist, I pour my heart and soul into my craft. I make things that matter. Things that change the world, your perception, my mind is too intricate and too beautiful and twisted so I have to distill through the alambic of my fingers,my ideas over the canvas. Respect me.