Sharps
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Day 9 of Lois asking Steve Reed to join her at the football. ⚽

Something stinks about Thames Water's sewage plant upgrade costs. How can it be 15x more expensive than building a new one in other countries?

Perhaps Environment Secretary Steve Reed can tell her?
#LoisvSteve
May 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Saw a post on Facebook 'if Zelensky is so passionate about the country he's running, he should get on the battlefield'
I'm not sure what to reply with?
March 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I actually managed to find the funny in this one. Yeah, I know, under THESE conditions?! Remarkable.

I’ll do a shot of Novichok to celebrate. Russian warship, go fuck yourself!

Here’s my take: Are Trump, Musk & Johnson KGB Agents? Yeah, Probably. youtu.be/XvBGrQ8gKEg?...
Are Trump, Musk & Johnson KGB Agents? Yeah, Probably.
YouTube video by Supertanskiii
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Baby octopus with new potatoes (octopus were marinated in lemon, olive oil and herbs)
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Found and ate a whole jar of pickled mussels this evening, they were delicious until I realised that their use by date was almost 12mths ago.
January 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just sent a message to a customer saying 'will you be aroused tomorrow afternoon' (obviously meant 'around'), before I had chance to delete it for everyone I got a reply saying 'depends on your foreplay'

Fuck!
January 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Turkeys vote 'for' Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 10:09 AM
At what point do the powers that be realise that most of the population are actually on the Ukrainians and Palestinians side and not Russian or Israeli side?
December 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
@maninfrance.bsky.social
The sooner the labour government do the same, the better
December 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I don’t even live in the USA, but this makes me sick to the stomach!
The UK are not far behind this... (I can't even think the right word at the moment)
When I, as a former cop, say ACAB, it’s because I know of which I speak. If you are still able to put on the uniform and look yourself in the eye in 2024, you ARE a bastard.
Case in point:

youtu.be/x0NA8uZzy50?...
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Now @teamlabouruk.bsky.social need to do the same.
BREAKING: Australia has introduced a new bill that will limit the total spending on a party by billionaires like Elon Musk to Just $20,000
This will ban billionaires from single-handedly buying Elections in Australia.
December 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Well that's Christmas spending done, I can't afford presents for anyone except my two grandchildren, but they're the most important anyway, so I spent the remainder of money I have on food that I'm going to attempt to make delicious instead 😂 (bring a bottle lol)
December 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Bang on the money.
December 19, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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Utterly predictable.
December 19, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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Jesus Christ have some fucking dignity man. The spectacle of the British right queueing up to supplicate itself before this preening man-child.
Conservative shadow business minister Andrew Griffith has urged Elon Musk to take another look at the Tories before donating to Reform UK, highlighting his party’s low-tax and anti-woke credentials

www.ft.com/content/e0b8...
Senior Tory urges Elon Musk not to back Reform UK
Andrew Griffith showers praise on Tesla billionaire before asking him to also consider the Conservatives
www.ft.com
December 19, 2024 at 7:56 AM
My kids (who are fully grown up now are visiting on boxing day), I've totally forgotten what to buy, so far I've spent more on an online deli counter (nevermind all the other food) for delivery Xmas eve than I have on presents! I'm going to to be so fat at the end of it.
December 18, 2024 at 1:51 PM
11:45am - I suppose I should get up, can't stay in bed all morning on my day off.
December 18, 2024 at 11:44 AM
My last meal is at 3pm before my colonoscopy tomorrow, what shall I have?
(it's coming out the other end about 30mins later so nothing too expensive please 😂)
December 15, 2024 at 9:32 AM
THE PROBLEM ISN'T
that Nigel Farage is a gifting racist scumbag - everyone knows that.
The problem is that his supporters don't care.
December 13, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Just had a call from the doctor to tell me that my once pickled liver function is now normal, go liver ❤️🎊👌
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Does anyone zone out that much that they look at their phone and wonder why they've been watching a video about the menopause or something for god knows how long? Or is it just me.
December 11, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Some random bloke just kicked my dog, she's now wondering what she did wrong (nothing, apart from sniffing the floor)
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
People don't seem to know I'm watching, but I am, I saw this proxy war coming a while back and that leads to a divorce.
Some men don't like to see other people happy, it's pretty fucked up to be honest.
Why can't some people just let people get along with their lives, some came to the wedding!
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Easiest tea ever, but so tasty!
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 AM