for the longest time when i was little i didn't know the difference between "cooties" and "coochies" so imagine my 1st grade teacher's surprise when I told her that a girl "gave me her coochies"

quite possibly the worst two rappers as people of our generation are beefing over dick size and that warms my heart.

the neal guy from neal.fun will release a webpage like every 2 years just for it to stay relevant for a grand total of 4 seconds