JustarealHuman
@realhumanmaz.bsky.social
Narrative Designer at Nightdive Studios
Writer for Chef RPG
Author
Nickmazmanian.com.
He/Him
Writer for Chef RPG
Author
Nickmazmanian.com.
He/Him
I make an dinner everyone loves to eat and then it's expected of me to deliver another meal the next night?!
I can't keep up! Hot pockets for everyone.
I can't keep up! Hot pockets for everyone.
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I make an dinner everyone loves to eat and then it's expected of me to deliver another meal the next night?!
I can't keep up! Hot pockets for everyone.
I can't keep up! Hot pockets for everyone.
My goal this next year is to make more weird ass art. I need it and I hope you dig it
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My goal this next year is to make more weird ass art. I need it and I hope you dig it
Keeping American traditions alive by watching Die Hard during the holiday season.
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Keeping American traditions alive by watching Die Hard during the holiday season.
Since apparently some people think Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, I felt the need to an article on my newsletter about why it can't be anything else but a Christmas movie. And no, this isn't an opinion, but a fact. nicks-newsletter-5a1905.beehiiv.com/p/die-hard-i...
Die Hard is a Christmas movie
And I have the evidence to prove it.
nicks-newsletter-5a1905.beehiiv.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Since apparently some people think Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, I felt the need to an article on my newsletter about why it can't be anything else but a Christmas movie. And no, this isn't an opinion, but a fact. nicks-newsletter-5a1905.beehiiv.com/p/die-hard-i...
Hey, fellow writers on the Internet! Do you use Substack or Beehiiv? Which do you prefer?
I really want to get back into short form writing and I'd like y'all's feedback as to which you like and why.
Thanks for the help!
I really want to get back into short form writing and I'd like y'all's feedback as to which you like and why.
Thanks for the help!
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hey, fellow writers on the Internet! Do you use Substack or Beehiiv? Which do you prefer?
I really want to get back into short form writing and I'd like y'all's feedback as to which you like and why.
Thanks for the help!
I really want to get back into short form writing and I'd like y'all's feedback as to which you like and why.
Thanks for the help!
I am pretty happy where my life is rn, even with everything else burning around me. I am going to work to make the world a little better too, but man, my personal life is doing okay!
*Looks around for that other shoe*
*Looks around for that other shoe*
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I am pretty happy where my life is rn, even with everything else burning around me. I am going to work to make the world a little better too, but man, my personal life is doing okay!
*Looks around for that other shoe*
*Looks around for that other shoe*
I watched Time Cop the other day. WE USED TO MAKE ART!
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I watched Time Cop the other day. WE USED TO MAKE ART!
Great Gatsby themed party... Like, these people truly have never read a book before have they?
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Great Gatsby themed party... Like, these people truly have never read a book before have they?
The fact that The Residence will probably be the last piece of fiction to take place in the White House as the country knew it for hundreds of years is super poinent. I will continue in an additional post to avoid spoilers, but follow along.
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The fact that The Residence will probably be the last piece of fiction to take place in the White House as the country knew it for hundreds of years is super poinent. I will continue in an additional post to avoid spoilers, but follow along.
Watching the first 90s Addams Family movie, man it holds up!
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Watching the first 90s Addams Family movie, man it holds up!
Someone made a game for me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvyk... I love everything about this and I will be playing asap! #thelift #videogames #cool
The Lift - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Someone made a game for me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvyk... I love everything about this and I will be playing asap! #thelift #videogames #cool
August 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted by JustarealHuman
As we head into the school year, I’m as grateful as ever for our nation’s hard-working educators. If you agree, please let the teachers & homeschoolers in your life know about Rick Steves Classroom Europe—a free & ad-free library of 600 video clips covering history, art, music, culture & geography.
Rick Steves Classroom Europe
Rick Steves Classroom Europe® is a free resource allowing teachers to share the best of European art, history, and culture with their students and fellow educators.
classroom.ricksteves.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As we head into the school year, I’m as grateful as ever for our nation’s hard-working educators. If you agree, please let the teachers & homeschoolers in your life know about Rick Steves Classroom Europe—a free & ad-free library of 600 video clips covering history, art, music, culture & geography.
Bad Guys 2 was super fun! Highly recommend seeing it in theaters. It's got so much style!! Ahhhhhh!
August 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bad Guys 2 was super fun! Highly recommend seeing it in theaters. It's got so much style!! Ahhhhhh!
Me: Sewing machines suck and I hate them!
Also me: Is it me?
Also me: Is it me?
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Me: Sewing machines suck and I hate them!
Also me: Is it me?
Also me: Is it me?
I'm officially a full-time Narrative Designer at Night Dive! Ahhhhh! I got health insurance and everything!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
July 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm officially a full-time Narrative Designer at Night Dive! Ahhhhh! I got health insurance and everything!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Stares into the camera*
*Sees the darkness that will envelope us all*
"Honey, that's a great cup of coffee!"
*Sees the darkness that will envelope us all*
"Honey, that's a great cup of coffee!"
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
*Stares into the camera*
*Sees the darkness that will envelope us all*
"Honey, that's a great cup of coffee!"
*Sees the darkness that will envelope us all*
"Honey, that's a great cup of coffee!"
If you haven't yet, watch The Residence on Netflix. You will not be disappointed.
May 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you haven't yet, watch The Residence on Netflix. You will not be disappointed.
I often overthink my posts and wind up washed down versions of what I was meaning to post.
I hate... I mean, am bothered by it.
I hate... I mean, am bothered by it.
April 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I often overthink my posts and wind up washed down versions of what I was meaning to post.
I hate... I mean, am bothered by it.
I hate... I mean, am bothered by it.
Mr. Rogers is just the best. I raised my kids on it and it's timeless. The slow and deliberate pace of the show is amazing.
Also, Mr. Rogers cheered for George Romero when he saw Night of the Living Dead.
Also, Mr. Rogers cheered for George Romero when he saw Night of the Living Dead.
March 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Mr. Rogers is just the best. I raised my kids on it and it's timeless. The slow and deliberate pace of the show is amazing.
Also, Mr. Rogers cheered for George Romero when he saw Night of the Living Dead.
Also, Mr. Rogers cheered for George Romero when he saw Night of the Living Dead.
Reposted by JustarealHuman
Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
This house runs on Levor Burton. We watch Reading Rainbow two mornings of the week and listen to Sound Detectives whenever we go anywhere.
Now, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN WE'LL GET MORE SOUND DETECTIVES?!! #sounddetectives
Now, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN WE'LL GET MORE SOUND DETECTIVES?!! #sounddetectives
March 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This house runs on Levor Burton. We watch Reading Rainbow two mornings of the week and listen to Sound Detectives whenever we go anywhere.
Now, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN WE'LL GET MORE SOUND DETECTIVES?!! #sounddetectives
Now, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN WE'LL GET MORE SOUND DETECTIVES?!! #sounddetectives
I have five broken ribs, my nose is a faucet, I haven't been able to do bedtime for my kids for weeks and NOW THE SUN STAYS UP FOR LONGER?!
THE SUN SHALL NOT RUN OUR LIVES! DEFY THE SUN!
THE SUN SHALL NOT RUN OUR LIVES! DEFY THE SUN!
March 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have five broken ribs, my nose is a faucet, I haven't been able to do bedtime for my kids for weeks and NOW THE SUN STAYS UP FOR LONGER?!
THE SUN SHALL NOT RUN OUR LIVES! DEFY THE SUN!
THE SUN SHALL NOT RUN OUR LIVES! DEFY THE SUN!
The anti-inflamatories I'm in make my brain dumb. I ran into a friend at school pickup and my brain couldn't figure out how to hold a conversation.
I cannot wait to be off of these meds!
I cannot wait to be off of these meds!
March 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The anti-inflamatories I'm in make my brain dumb. I ran into a friend at school pickup and my brain couldn't figure out how to hold a conversation.
I cannot wait to be off of these meds!
I cannot wait to be off of these meds!