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RealEvilGenius
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Warhammer The Old World, Pathfinder GM, and general tabletop game enthusiast. Also addicted to World of Warcraft. (He/Him) Real Genius, Really Evil.
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February 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Snow yesterday. Hockey today.
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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If you’re considering upgrading your gpu today is the day. News that the largest AIB partner of Nvidia is no longer making 5070ti or 5060ti 16gb cards. Prices about to be even more cray. I was at microcenter while word was spreading and it became a frenzy. apple.news/ACjc7K_nJQte...
ASUS has stopped producing the NVIDIA RTX 5070 Ti and 5060 Ti 16GB, saying they've reached 'end of life' — Engadget
YouTube channel Hardware Unboxed is reporting that NVIDIA has
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January 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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CES keynotes so far: 🤢
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Christmas dinner. 56oz of various steak cuts (filet, porterhouse, Denver) for my brother and I.
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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The life of a Mets fan is pain.
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Almost 10% of Black Friday/cyber Monday shopping being BNPL purchases is not a good look.
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Wrapped is still something we do?
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Fuck the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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RIP to a great. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/r...
WMMR's radio legend Pierre Robert has died
Legendary rock radio icon Pierre Robert from 93.3 WMMR was found dead inside his home on Wednesday, officials said. He was 70 years old.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Hooray I can stop caring about sportsball until Nov 3.
September 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I haven’t bought a magic product in a few years and I haven’t played magic in over a year.

I will buy this and play this.
mtgsecretlair.com Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com · Sep 26
Two players. 10 fish. 80 cards. Get ready for Chaos Vault: Dandân, a complete Forgetful Fish experience featuring brand new Dandân card art.
This image depicts six cards, two at the top and four on the bottom. From left to right: "Dandân". Two mana, both Blue. Creature- Fish. Rare rarity. Art: The art depicts an orange koi fish with white spots swimming underneath lilypads. It is swimming to the upper right of the card. Rules text: This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature. Power four, Toughness one. Flavor text: Forget bait, forget hooks, forget line, forget troubles, and enjoy being on the water while the fish swim around. "Dandân". Two mana, both Blue. Creature- Fish. Rare rarity. Art: The art depicts a white koi fish with orange spots swimming underneath lilypads. It is swimming towards the lower left of the card. Rules text: This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature. Power four, Toughness one. Flavor text: Remember friends, remember family, remember good times, and reawaken when it's time to reel in dinner. "Accumulated Knowledge". One mana, one Blue. Instant. Art: The art depicts a gathering of catfish peeking up out of the water. The catfish are all blue with pink squiggly lines and a white cap. Rules text: Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated knowledge in all graveyards. Flavor text: Building one's intelligence is like fishing for trouble. It's largely up to you whether a catch is made. "Magical Hack". One Blue mana. Instant. Art: The art depicts a body of water. A large mountain is protruding from the waters surface and an elk with two calfs are at the base of the mountain. Rules text: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one basic land type with another. Flavor text: Tired of her view from her cabin window, the wizard snapped her fingers, drew the curtain, and went to bed. In the morning it was perfect. "Memory Lapse". One Blue mana. Instant. Art: The art depicts a gray woman with gray flowing hair. Her hair and a part of her head have transformed into little gray and orange fish. The woman looks almost bewildered. Rules text: Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard. Flavor text: Each scale glitters, a momentary distraction from everythign that matters. "Mystic Sanctuary". Land - Island Art: The art depicts three seals relaxing on a large rock. Surrounding them are squawking gulls. Rules text: This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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@slickjagger.bsky.social just tried La Fete on 202. Pretty good for being a French restaurant on 202.
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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RiP Iron Hill Brewey chain
September 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Andor is the best Star Wars show for the same reason Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie (with Episode IV close behind) - they are about the core theme. Star Wars isn’t about Jedi and Sith. It isn’t about the Force.

Star Wars is about rebelling against authoritarianism and tyranny.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Raising last minute funds for Magiccon by selling my retro game stuff! Here are some systems. Message me if interested! Game post to come shortly! #magicconatlanta
NES with blinking light win mod (don’t push game down in toaster, super grippy but reads games great!) 2 controllers for $100 Slim ps4 for $90 with controller (not pictured) SNES with controller and controller extension cord for $90 N64 with four controllers of different colors. (Sticks all are in good condition) $90
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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@zakman86.bsky.social 😬
September 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I will watch every McLean start I ever get the chance to watch.
September 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Mets are officially cooked. Had some good pieces this year, but obviously have some areas to figure out for next season.
September 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Are old library card catalogues still the hot item to store Magic collections in?
August 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Worst part of WoW patch day is downloading addons
August 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Game day 2. #LFGM
July 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM