Captain Haddock
@realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social
The tweeter formerly known as @jxb101 at the previous place
Brexit is shite
🇨🇦🇬🇧🇿🇦🇨🇿☸️🔸
Brexit is shite
🇨🇦🇬🇧🇿🇦🇨🇿☸️🔸
He wants the Navy to sink small boats
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
He wants the Navy to sink small boats
He says it in the next paragraph!
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
He says it in the next paragraph!
Maurice Glasman on small boats
What a pr1ck
What a pr1ck
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Maurice Glasman on small boats
What a pr1ck
What a pr1ck
8 years as a steeple jack in Poland as they wouldn’t let him do any other work due to his political views
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
8 years as a steeple jack in Poland as they wouldn’t let him do any other work due to his political views
For example
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
For example
This is a super interesting graph from @financialtimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
This is a super interesting graph from @financialtimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Released 39 years ago today!
😱
😱
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Released 39 years ago today!
😱
😱
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Curiouser and curiouser
October 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Curiouser and curiouser
Nena in London
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nena in London
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
All very Thunderbirds
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
All very Thunderbirds
Swindon? West Bromwich? Redcar?
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Swindon? West Bromwich? Redcar?
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
Here’s how full the Tory conference room was for shadow Chancellor’s speech
Like a parish council meeting
Like a parish council meeting
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Here’s how full the Tory conference room was for shadow Chancellor’s speech
Like a parish council meeting
Like a parish council meeting
Is this really the heart of the problem in the US right now @financialtimes.com?
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Is this really the heart of the problem in the US right now @financialtimes.com?
It’s quite entertaining how a solar plus battery set up allows you with algo software to become a micro electricity trader
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s quite entertaining how a solar plus battery set up allows you with algo software to become a micro electricity trader
The BBC thinks South Africa and Argentina played rugby in Durham last weekend
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The BBC thinks South Africa and Argentina played rugby in Durham last weekend
Too many people have watched the Great Escape too many times
September 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Too many people have watched the Great Escape too many times
Quite. And the same is used to reconfirm your ID when you lose your HMRC login details.
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Quite. And the same is used to reconfirm your ID when you lose your HMRC login details.
Can’t believe you didn’t mention the solar panel / battery apps
September 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Can’t believe you didn’t mention the solar panel / battery apps
We had ID cards in the past
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
We had ID cards in the past
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
It’s an obsession with WW2 and believing the Germans had “papers” and we didn’t
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It’s an obsession with WW2 and believing the Germans had “papers” and we didn’t
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…