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Go ahead and forget me now. Goodbye.

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Glitchy Red from a real Pokemon Universe. Not a video game character.

Owned by Shadith the Akian

PFP by @stringbeanartist.bsky.social

(Owner is Adult, Character is ageless)

@sector0-stitches.bsky.social
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"Okay yeah that shit is cool."
"No, your whole city is a kill move."
"Not a kill move like that."
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Not a kill move like that."
"Besides you have your own thing."
"Damn fine won't steal your thunder."
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Damn fine won't steal your thunder."
"Bitch, no."
"I wanna steal it."
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"I wanna steal it."
"Hey, thats my thing."
"I wanna strangle that kid sometimes."
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"I wanna strangle that kid sometimes."
"The temptation to put him on the highest shelf."
"Supreme."
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"Supreme."
"Is Ethan being a dumbass?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"Norman's kid or the Professor's?"
"Brendan..."
'What? Was it your dad that tried it or something?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Someone is getting their ass kicked that's all I know."
"I...can NOT believe...how did it even!?"

Mike is trying to calm himself down now...
"Holy fucking shit crisis averted how'd that even get there."
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
'What? Was it your dad that tried it or something?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Skill issue."
"Someone tried and they were... killed.. painfully."
"I know I've tried on some similar ones."
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"I know I've tried on some similar ones."
"Would you really try to kill the being that can give even life back?"
"No one? Like... actually no one? No legendary Pokémon or machine?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Holy fucking shit crisis averted how'd that even get there."
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"No one? Like... actually no one? No legendary Pokémon or machine?"
"No one can kill Mishaunter, people have tried..."
"Ah. You should kill them, like hire someone to help."
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Ah. You should kill them, like hire someone to help."
"They were before I became the food source..."

Rolls a sleeve up to show scars.
"And you're certain that like... the Pokémon isn't making bad things happen because you're around or anything."
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
"All I saw was Sector 0 and figured it was bad news to tell you about!"

Oh, Mike is already there.
"Ethan WHAT?!"

Red sounds the closest to yelling he has in awhile.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"And you're certain that like... the Pokémon isn't making bad things happen because you're around or anything."
"My mere presence..."
"I guess I should probably ask are they saying you're casting spells or something or just that your mere presence is the issue."
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Ethan WHAT?!"

Red sounds the closest to yelling he has in awhile.
"I knew it! Ethan has it!"
"Has anyone seen a notebook that's first page has handwriting that looks like it's from an insane man drawing his dreams? Kris lost it and is making me help find it. Handwriting is also just straight bad on top of how weirdly its written, if that helps."
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"I guess I should probably ask are they saying you're casting spells or something or just that your mere presence is the issue."
"Cause they happened when I was in the forest...."
"...okay but how do you know bad things aren't partially your fault?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"...okay but how do you know bad things aren't partially your fault?"
"The pokemon..."
"...Like the people or Pokémon."
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Has anyone seen a notebook that's first page has handwriting that looks like it's from an insane man drawing his dreams? Kris lost it and is making me help find it. Handwriting is also just straight bad on top of how weirdly its written, if that helps."
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"...Like the people or Pokémon."
"They chose me..."
"Wait okay, why do you have a connection in the first place?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Wait okay, why do you have a connection in the first place?"
"They think I bring bad things... because of my connection to Mishaunter."
"Burning you at the stake is an intense response they must really hate you if their reverting by like four hundred years."
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Burning you at the stake is an intense response they must really hate you if their reverting by like four hundred years."
"They think I cause... problems, blamed me for pokemon dying when they were alive etc..."
"Figured that much, still seems strange. There some kind of cult reason behind it?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Figured that much, still seems strange. There some kind of cult reason behind it?"
"I am special I guess.."
"Can't say I feel sorry for her- wait wait you guys burn people in the modern day?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Can't say I feel sorry for her- wait wait you guys burn people in the modern day?"
"No...? But we did lose our Leaf..."
"Well that's definitely strange. You live with Samurai and Shoguns too?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM