I think the only person with TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME is Trump himself, but the sufferers? That's us unfortunately

I can't describe porn, but I know it when I see it. I can't describe a punchable face either, but here it is

Be careful or they'll stop publishing the results and KKKaroline will just stand behind a podium saying the company is doing it's best ever

which is the equivalent of a movie stub - you get what you pay for

Fox News: Prices are up!
MAGA: Oh no!
Trump: Prices are way down!
MAGA: whew! That was close

We need better education in this country - even for adults

Destroy evidence and witnesses - and these are the only ones we know about

If they could just raise the rates on the junk mail - that would be perfect. If I have to receive it, it should cost them

Don't worry Junior, the personal deliveries from Honduras will begin again shortly

I don't want a Chuck Shumer or Hakim Jefferies running Congress when the Democrats take power again - no more Merritt Garland moving at a glaciers pace. I want these people held accountable!

Anyone who's worked in sales knows a Kegsbreath. He's the brother of a c-level exec who doesn't know the product, company, or customer. Somehow he's always given the premiere customers who will renew the contract no matter if Petey fucks up or not. Everyone else is responsible for making it work

People who call themselves Christians and can lie without any worry of reconciliation with God scare the bejeesus out of me and I'm an atheist

How bad is it that I can't rule out that this administration may have assisted in Sarah's unfortunate end after the shooting?

My guess is that someone made a "donation" to something Trump owns

Considering what happened to Eugene Vindman, I don't blame them at all for leaking instead of whistle blowing

Time for Congress to start hauling appointees in for purjury

TIL - I've always heard it was Netflix being Netflix - thanks

I hear he's a homosapien too - that'll really throw them over the edge

They cancelled it without no resolution!!! @netflix.com needs to bring it back!!!

It's literally the definition of hate symbols - the fuck indeed?