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Reagan Kelly
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Bioinformatics Ph.D. interested in data visualization, web development, history, cats, and LEGO. He/him
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Troy McClure telling a little boy “DON'T KID YOURSELF, JIMMY. IF A COW EVER GOT THE CHANCE HE'D EAT YOU AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Definitely another W for the Jesse Singal labeler. She seems to think everyone posting memes is a troll, but she’d apparently be less likely to do that if they’d only follow her back
User Lisa Jean posting “I'd be more apt to believe these high profile account were human and not paid if they followed back. Again with the special treatment for these obvious agents.”
March 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The Grand Galactic Inquisitor telling Dr. Thaddeus Venture and Brock Sampson to ignore him
March 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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A Ukrainian soldier with the caption “We are very lucky that they are so f*cking stupid.” (Censoring in original)
March 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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It feels particularly wrong, the usb equivalent of this
A male-to-male extension cord. It should not exist and you should never use one
March 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Always fun to watch the show floor get set up. I will admit I wasn’t expecting to see an old plane in a booth #sc24
An silver open cockpit German airplane from the first half of the twentieth century
November 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Leopold died today. He has been sick for a little while, and we knew he was dying, but that just doesn’t matter once it happens. Seventeen years with that little gremlin could never be enough, but I’m grateful for all of them
Leopold, a long haired tabby, as a ten week old fluffy kitten Leopold, a long haired tabby, as a kitten climbing out of a box that’s much bigger than he is. Leopold, a long haired tabby, staring off-camera and looking very dignified. This is the picture that my avi is based on. Leopold, a long haired tabby, looking a little thin and scraggly.
July 25, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
A sign on the side of a building that reads “Nick Tahou, Home of the Garbage Plate”
November 29, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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Yeah, but beatings on the Senate floor are a tradition
Political cartoon of Preston Brooks caning Charles Sumner on the Senate floor. Captioned: Southern Chivalry - Argument versus Club’s
November 14, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation
A car immobilization boot with a combination lock
November 11, 2023 at 1:54 AM
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Very “Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point”
The onion “Worst Person You Know” meme guy
November 11, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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If I were ever on trial and the judge said any of these things to me, I would simply throw myself into the nearest volcano to expiate the shame
Tweet from @innercitypress on X AUSA Sassoon: Yes or no, did you seek to restore your access to the AWS access? SBF: I don't know what you are asking about here. Judge Kaplan: Look, just answer the questions. AUSA: You were trying to get AWS database access? SBF: Yes. Tweet from @innercitypress on X Judge Kaplan: Sir, do you remember saying that in words OR IN SUBSTANCE? SBF: Uh, yes. AUSA Sassoon: Faux spoke to you in your penthouse for 11 hours? SBF: No. AUSA: 5 hours? SBF: No. Maybe one hour. Judge Kaplan: Afternoon break. 15 minutes We'll be back 3:10pm Tweet by @innercitypress on X AUSA Sassoon: You were the only member of the board of directors of Alameda Research Limited? SBF: This makes it seems I was as of them. It wasn't my intention to be. Judge Kaplan: You owned 90% of the stock. Is it your position you became director by mistake?
October 30, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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This article is great, but there are two bits that really stand out. Definitely wish we could watch his testimony live, I’m sure it will be entertaining

www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/2...
Unfortunately for him, the cross-examination was conducted by Sassoon, who looks like someone who uses “summer” as a verb, and often appears deceptively timid, with her hands held close to her chest. In her cross, she simply unhinged her jaw and ate Bankman-Fried. The word-salad began again, interrupted only by the judge saying things like “So I take it the answer is you don’t remember; is that about it?” or “Listen to the question and answer the question directly.” It was like watching someone get run over by a very slow-moving steam roller.
October 27, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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Another daily cat post. His mom convinced me not to do a full lion cut, I hope he isn’t feeling self-conscious
A fluffy brown tabby lays on a towel. His long fur has been trimmed on the back of his legs and on the base of his tail.
August 29, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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Darius doesn’t often get on the bed in the morning, so I always feel lucky when he comes to say good morning.
Darius, a brown tabby, is sitting on the edge of the bed, looking back at the camera
August 27, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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This handsome boy has been having some stomach troubles and doesn’t know that a lion cut is in his future
Reagan, a bald guy with red beard and glasses, holds Leopold, a fluffy brown tabby
August 26, 2023 at 9:57 PM