Kelly Martin
@readkellymartin.bsky.social
Author. Occasionally talks to dead folks. Tell me what scares you.
Life Quote: "Was it raining, Louis?"- Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire
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Life Quote: "Was it raining, Louis?"- Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire
https://linktr.ee/kellymartinauthor
Me: "My professor says I have difficulty staying in one tense when writing my research study."
"Hmmmm..."- my editor, probably.
"Hmmmm..."- my editor, probably.
July 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me: "My professor says I have difficulty staying in one tense when writing my research study."
"Hmmmm..."- my editor, probably.
"Hmmmm..."- my editor, probably.
That 20 minutes of panic and existential dread at night before the sweet bliss of anxiety pills kick in.
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July 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
That 20 minutes of panic and existential dread at night before the sweet bliss of anxiety pills kick in.
Dollar General had a 3 for $1 sale on notebooks so you know what that means-- more unfinished horror stories!
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July 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dollar General had a 3 for $1 sale on notebooks so you know what that means-- more unfinished horror stories!
The more stressed I am, the more I watch Angel. I've now gone all the way back to the Buffy days. I also need your opinion: Angel or Spike?
Debate.
Debate.
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July 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The more stressed I am, the more I watch Angel. I've now gone all the way back to the Buffy days. I also need your opinion: Angel or Spike?
Debate.
Debate.
Sometimes you just need to be regulated by the comforting youtube videos from your favorite fandoms. Tonight, my brain is feasting on lovely Angel and Cordelia fanvids from 15+ years ago. Heaven.
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June 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sometimes you just need to be regulated by the comforting youtube videos from your favorite fandoms. Tonight, my brain is feasting on lovely Angel and Cordelia fanvids from 15+ years ago. Heaven.
Not me sitting at my daughter's college registration while they play Everybody, Backstreet's Back in the cafeteria TRYING not to dance.
June 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Not me sitting at my daughter's college registration while they play Everybody, Backstreet's Back in the cafeteria TRYING not to dance.
Watching 30 Days of Night and it occurs to me what bothers me about some vampires: stop wasting blood. 5 second rule applies to blood splatters too. (yes i know this isnt from that movie but there are way too few 30 Days of Night gifs)
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June 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Watching 30 Days of Night and it occurs to me what bothers me about some vampires: stop wasting blood. 5 second rule applies to blood splatters too. (yes i know this isnt from that movie but there are way too few 30 Days of Night gifs)
Y'all ever watch Penny Dreadful? After my IWTV dream last night, I went on a(nother) Penny Dreadful kick today and it so has my heart. Ethan Chandler-- my sweet boy (OK, so spoilers I KNOW this isn't exactly him here, but there is a criminally few gifs of Ethan Chandler)
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June 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Y'all ever watch Penny Dreadful? After my IWTV dream last night, I went on a(nother) Penny Dreadful kick today and it so has my heart. Ethan Chandler-- my sweet boy (OK, so spoilers I KNOW this isn't exactly him here, but there is a criminally few gifs of Ethan Chandler)
I dreamed last night that I was Claudia on Interview with the Vampire TV show and Lestat and Louis locked me outside my coffin because I ate the wrong person.
June 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I dreamed last night that I was Claudia on Interview with the Vampire TV show and Lestat and Louis locked me outside my coffin because I ate the wrong person.
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Not a cell phone in sight.
May 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not a cell phone in sight.
Anybody else just randomly think of Lara from Paranormal State and hope she's okay?
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anybody else just randomly think of Lara from Paranormal State and hope she's okay?
I believe in Joe Hendry, but does Joe Hendry believe in me?
May 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I believe in Joe Hendry, but does Joe Hendry believe in me?
Good morning. Dreamed I was Damon Salvator's lawyer last night. It was weird, but I am not complaining
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May 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Good morning. Dreamed I was Damon Salvator's lawyer last night. It was weird, but I am not complaining
Anyone else think a young Oliver Platt looks like a young Sebastian Stan? No? Just me?
May 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anyone else think a young Oliver Platt looks like a young Sebastian Stan? No? Just me?
I am not saying it is healthy, but I get why people punch walls now.
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May 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am not saying it is healthy, but I get why people punch walls now.
listen, there is only so low you can lower your expectations.
May 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
listen, there is only so low you can lower your expectations.
The older you get the more important the kick the can episode of The Twilight Zone becomes.
May 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The older you get the more important the kick the can episode of The Twilight Zone becomes.
Happy Mother's Day
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May 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy Mother's Day
It's a Flatliners kind of night.
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May 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's a Flatliners kind of night.
I am on a Rachel Hawkins reading kick.
May 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am on a Rachel Hawkins reading kick.
Have you ever heard that there are no straight lines nature? I've always heard that, but I wonder if it is true.
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Have you ever heard that there are no straight lines nature? I've always heard that, but I wonder if it is true.
Part of me is glad I'm not famous (hear me out) because I'm watching the live stream for The Met Gala and it is making me so nervous. How do these folks do it?
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May 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Part of me is glad I'm not famous (hear me out) because I'm watching the live stream for The Met Gala and it is making me so nervous. How do these folks do it?
My cat just threw up on my dog and, with that, I think it is time to go to bed early.
May 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My cat just threw up on my dog and, with that, I think it is time to go to bed early.
When you realize you actually were the problem all along, do you try to change or say screw it become the villain folks think you to be? #randomthoughts #writerthoughts
April 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When you realize you actually were the problem all along, do you try to change or say screw it become the villain folks think you to be? #randomthoughts #writerthoughts