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R. Dubya Slade
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Unprofessional Middle School Teacher. Retired Ultimate Frisbee Champion. 2x T-Ball MVP. Trophy Husband.

#1 Fan of Trey Yesavage's Dad (Dave Yesavage).
I was one of the last girls at the party.
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I remember a time when everyone on the left and right liked seeing dudes in dresses on the battlefield.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
President Gumble enjoyed a cold refreshing beer following the conclusion of a very successfully meeting with Vladimir Putin today in Alaska.
August 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I passed by this little town in Saskatchewan. It really tried to convince me of its progressive credentials but came up short.
August 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You've Just Been Slade starts tonight at Xeroz Arcade Bar in Moncton!

Next stop, Fusion East Taproom in Saint John tomorrow night!

New shows in beautiful British Columbia just added!

Will I make it to the great Pacific Ocean? Will Ontario not get Slade? Stay tuned to find out!
July 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Happy Birthday Canada!

My gift to you is a promise to spread joy and laughter from Bonavista to Vancouver Island!

Don't miss your chance to get Slade this summer!

More cities and dates to be announced soon!
July 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Yes, they did. Papineau was to the north of Outremont. Their shared border was very small. Read the alt-text for more detail.
April 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's not his fault. He had a bad childhood.
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
And if Leader of the Opposition Pierre Poilievre is doing anything useful tomorrow, it's not reflected in his schedule.
January 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's also crazy how back in 2006, we thought technological advancements would be the solution to our climate problems, but in 2024 we learned it wasn't.
January 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Adrian "Elon" Dittmann defending himself on 4chan.
January 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm ready to bring the laughs to the Comic Sutra tomorrow night for the first time. The show's already SOLD OUT. It's going to be a packed house. I'm stoked!
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Urban Dictionary lists 3 definitions of a Lollipop. Definition #3 doesn't get enough attention.
October 21, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Using a new battery-powered Milwaukee Chainsaw is the environmentally friendly way to decapitate a dead whale.

But don't just take my word it.

Why not ask noted dead whale decapitation enthusiast, Robert A.I. Kennedy Jr.?
October 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
It's all too common to see families torn apart after their parents have passed away.

dubyadaily.substack.com/p/sister-and...

#DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse #ReliablyFunny
August 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Alain Delon's children won't put their father's dog down to fulfill his dying wishes. I know someone who would.
August 22, 2024 at 1:46 AM
On the next episode of "Jeopardy":
"I'll take 'Russia' for $1000."
"A $51.80 donation."
"What is a crime whose punishment is 12-years in a penal colony?"

Find out more here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/russian-am...

#DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse
August 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Did anyone enjoy watching the Ozempic Games? The most popular games in Paris can be discovered here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/this-years...
#OzempicGames #JustAskYourDoctor #DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse

#JustAskYourDoctor
August 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Just when you thought U.S. politics couldn't get any worse!
Read all about the news that seems real @ dubyadaily.substack.com/p/dei-gymnas... #SimoneBiles #2024Olympics #DEIgymnast #USPresidentialElection #DonaldTrump #DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse
August 10, 2024 at 1:27 PM
The Nailbiter is coming to Halifax, NS, tomorrow night! #StandupComedy #Halifax #NovaScotia #YukYuks #Nailbitingmywaytothetop
August 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Being a swiftie can be stressful, especially when Ticketmaster pulls pranks on you. However, it's no laughing matter. Sometimes, actions are a matter of life or death. dubyadaily.substack.com/p/mother-of-... #TaylorSwift #Swifties #TicketmasterSucks #Toronto #DubyaDaily
August 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
There are only two industries powerful enough to keep the peace in our streets. Find out what they are here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/how-two-ke... #Keepthepeace #KeepNorthAmericaSafeAgain
July 29, 2024 at 8:50 PM
A 2024 Olympics pre-race triathlon event was cancelled today because the River Seine is filthy. Will the triathlon become a biathlon? What is Plan B? Find out here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/will-the-r...
#RiverSeineisaCesspool #2024Olympics #ParisOlympicGames
July 28, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Onlookers described the attack as if it were a scene from a telenovela where, in the words of the housekeeper, “a jilted lover commits a crime of passion.”
July 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Last weekend was weird. This wouldn't have made it more weird. dubyadaily.substack.com/p/early-repo...
July 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM