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R. Dubya Slade
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Unprofessional Middle School Teacher. Retired Ultimate Frisbee Champion. 2x T-Ball MVP. Trophy Husband.

#1 Fan of Trey Yesavage's Dad (Dave Yesavage).
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I was one of the last girls at the party.
The Beaches live in concert on October 25, 2025, in Vancouver, B.C.
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I remember a time when everyone on the left and right liked seeing dudes in dresses on the battlefield.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger, played by Jamie Farr, from the popular TV show M*A*S*H (1972-1983) cocks his rifle while wearing a pink dress and white heels, and sporting a white purse across his left forearm.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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President Gumble enjoyed a cold refreshing beer following the conclusion of a very successfully meeting with Vladimir Putin today in Alaska.
An image of Barney Gumble, a cartoon character from The Simpsons, holding a beer.
August 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I passed by this little town in Saskatchewan. It really tried to convince me of its progressive credentials but came up short.
Greeting sign for the historic town of Indian Head, Saskatchewan. Established in 1882, Indian Head boasts that it is "A Progressive Prairie Town."
August 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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You've Just Been Slade starts tonight at Xeroz Arcade Bar in Moncton!

Next stop, Fusion East Taproom in Saint John tomorrow night!

New shows in beautiful British Columbia just added!

Will I make it to the great Pacific Ocean? Will Ontario not get Slade? Stay tuned to find out!
Announcing the "YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLADE" 2025 Summer Comedy Tour! Ryan Slade will be performing: July 3rd in Moncton, NB, at Comedy Night @ Xeroz Arcade Bar, July 4th in Saint John, NB, at The Laughing Tap @ Fusion East Taproom, July 14th in Halifax, NS, at Big Cat Comedy Show @ Gus' Pub, July 15th in Dartmouth, NS, at Pint Sized Comedy @ Celtic Corner, July 27th in Montréal, QC, at Open Mic @ 3rd Floor Comedy Club, August 5th in Winnipeg, MB, at Open Mic @ The Marion Hotel, August 6th in Saskatoon, SK, at Comedy Lab @ Art Bar, August 7th in Calgary, AB, at Reckless Comedy @ The Dirty Duck August 13th in Kamloops, BC, at Open Mic Comedy @ The Effie Arts Collective August 14th in Kelowna, BC, at Kelowna Comedy Open Mc Night @ Dakoda's Sports Bar & Grill More cities and dates to be announced soon!
July 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Happy Birthday Canada!

My gift to you is a promise to spread joy and laughter from Bonavista to Vancouver Island!

Don't miss your chance to get Slade this summer!

More cities and dates to be announced soon!
Announcing the "YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLADE" 2025 Summer Comedy Tour! Ryan Slade will be performing: July 3rd in Saint John, NB, at The Riff Box @ Ritchie Taproom, July 4th in Saint John, NB, at The Laughing Tap @ Fusion East Taproom, July 14th in Halifax, NS, at Big Cat Comedy Show @ Gus' Pub, July 15th in Dartmouth, NS, at Pint Sized Comedy @ Celtic Corner, July 27th in Montréal, QC, at Open Mic @ 3rd Floor Comedy Club, August 5th in Winnipeg, MB, at Open Mic @ The Marion Hotel, August 6th in Saskatoon, SK, at Comedy Lab @ Art Bar, August 7th in Calgary, AB, at Reckless Comedy @ The Dirty Duck More cities and dates to be announced soon!
July 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Yes, they did. Papineau was to the north of Outremont. Their shared border was very small. Read the alt-text for more detail.
This image shows a portion of the 2015 Canadian federal election riding boundaries on the island of Montréal. The orange riding in the centre of the image is Outremont, represented by Thomas Mulcair of the NDP. The neighbouring red riding to its north is Papineau, represented by Justin Trudeau of the Liberals. These are the two ridings in the image that shared the smallest border in Montréal in 2015.
April 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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It's not his fault. He had a bad childhood.
Cabbage Head, a Kids in the Hall character played by the Bruce McCullough, has cabbage leaves on the top of his head, smokes a cigar, and wears a patterned blazer and a black tie (untied).
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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And if Leader of the Opposition Pierre Poilievre is doing anything useful tomorrow, it's not reflected in his schedule.
Leader of the Opposition’s Itinerary for January 6, 2025: The Leader of the Opposition will rehearse greatest hits such as “Axe the Tax,” “Common Sense,” “Build the Homes,” “Fix the Budget,” “Stop the Crime,” “Carbon Tax Prime Minister,” and “Justinflation” alongside his new hit single “Carbon Tax Carney (Is Just Like Justin)” in preparation of the next leg of his “Bring It Home!” tour.
January 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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It's also crazy how back in 2006, we thought technological advancements would be the solution to our climate problems, but in 2024 we learned it wasn't.
Data from the College of Information and Computer Sciences at University of Massachusetts Amherst that shows the carbon footprints of things like traveling from New York City to San Francisco (2000 lbs. of CO2), a human life in 1-year (11 000 lbs. of CO2), U.S. car manufacturing and fuel consumption in one lifetime (126 000 lbs. of CO2), and training an AI model (6 262 000 lbs. of CO2).
January 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Adrian "Elon" Dittmann defending himself on 4chan.
Elon Musk posting on 4chan as his alter ego Adrian Dittmann. He claims Republicans are not Neo-Nazis or incels, then says that "Elon is a father who gets lots of sex," that he would not "stoop to the lows of anger and posting emotionally" online, that legal immigrants are good and illegal immigrants will leave the country, and that "Elon is a fren."
January 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I'm ready to bring the laughs to the Comic Sutra tomorrow night for the first time. The show's already SOLD OUT. It's going to be a packed house. I'm stoked!
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Urban Dictionary lists 3 definitions of a Lollipop. Definition #3 doesn't get enough attention.
Urban Dictionary definitions of "A Lollipop" include: 1. a form of candy on a stick; 2. a penis; and 3. a wach ass song made by some pussy ass wannabe gangster named lil wayne who single handedly killed hip hop.
October 21, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Using a new battery-powered Milwaukee Chainsaw is the environmentally friendly way to decapitate a dead whale.

But don't just take my word it.

Why not ask noted dead whale decapitation enthusiast, Robert A.I. Kennedy Jr.?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. holds a chainsaw next to a stack of logs.
October 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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It's all too common to see families torn apart after their parents have passed away.

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#DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse #ReliablyFunny
Alain Delon and Loubo.
August 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Alain Delon's children won't put their father's dog down to fulfill his dying wishes. I know someone who would.
The 33rd Governor of South Dakota: Kristi Noem
August 22, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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On the next episode of "Jeopardy":
"I'll take 'Russia' for $1000."
"A $51.80 donation."
"What is a crime whose punishment is 12-years in a penal colony?"

Find out more here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/russian-am...

#DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse
August 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Did anyone enjoy watching the Ozempic Games? The most popular games in Paris can be discovered here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/this-years...
#OzempicGames #JustAskYourDoctor #DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse

#JustAskYourDoctor
August 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Just when you thought U.S. politics couldn't get any worse!
Read all about the news that seems real @ dubyadaily.substack.com/p/dei-gymnas... #SimoneBiles #2024Olympics #DEIgymnast #USPresidentialElection #DonaldTrump #DubyaDaily #GenuinelyFake #HonestlyFalse
August 10, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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The Nailbiter is coming to Halifax, NS, tomorrow night! #StandupComedy #Halifax #NovaScotia #YukYuks #Nailbitingmywaytothetop
August 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Being a swiftie can be stressful, especially when Ticketmaster pulls pranks on you. However, it's no laughing matter. Sometimes, actions are a matter of life or death. dubyadaily.substack.com/p/mother-of-... #TaylorSwift #Swifties #TicketmasterSucks #Toronto #DubyaDaily
August 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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There are only two industries powerful enough to keep the peace in our streets. Find out what they are here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/how-two-ke... #Keepthepeace #KeepNorthAmericaSafeAgain
July 29, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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A 2024 Olympics pre-race triathlon event was cancelled today because the River Seine is filthy. Will the triathlon become a biathlon? What is Plan B? Find out here: dubyadaily.substack.com/p/will-the-r...
#RiverSeineisaCesspool #2024Olympics #ParisOlympicGames
July 28, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Onlookers described the attack as if it were a scene from a telenovela where, in the words of the housekeeper, “a jilted lover commits a crime of passion.”
July 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Last weekend was weird. This wouldn't have made it more weird. dubyadaily.substack.com/p/early-repo...
Early reports falsely identified this politician as Trump shooter.
July 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM