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Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

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Kaebused palun saata [email protected]. Saadetud kirjade sisu ei pruugi jääda avalikustamata.

"The moral high ground is overrated and the view’s much better from down here."

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Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Good Guy V:TM

from VtM manual:

Vampire: The masquerade is not a fascist-friendly game. If you are a neo-Nazi, "alt-righter", or whatever you're calling yourself nowadays, we urge you to put this book down and call someone who you trust to talk about where you went so wrong in your life.

January 21, 2026 at 8:18 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

... aga tegevus on muidugi juba vana ja traditsiooniline😂

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Trump FINALLY got his Nobel Peace Prize and he has never looked happier!
Zsuzsa Hernandez: It's like giving a toddler the unplugged video game controller to think that he is playing lol

January 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

pildimakro "Apu hüppab kuuli ette", kus tulistaja juures on kiri "õigustatud kriitika", letiteenindaja juures "stabiilne geenius" ja Apu juures "mobjakas"

January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Moodne aeg vajab moodsaid vastuseid

January 16, 2026 at 9:28 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Selle peale meenus redditi-klassika...

(ehk miks tuleb alati vaadata, mis subredditis vestlus parajasti käib)

HEADER: Do you guys wash your balls?

I hadn't washed mine for 8 months, and decided to finally do it because it had a really bad odor.

But I gotta be honest, I regretted this decision immediately. It was just slippery and slimey afterward, and I wasn't able to handle it as well.

Idk, I just couldn't shoot it that day.

And tbh, it smells even worse now.

(from r/BasketBallTips )

January 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Selle kirjelduse kliinilisus on omamoodi lustlik ja õõvastav samaaegselt:

Vinni räägib rootslaste leiutatud jahinipist – juudameetodist. Kährik tuleb ära steriliseerida, talle GPS-saatja külge panna ja loom uuesti loodusesse lasta.

Nagu luiged, otsib kährik kaaslase kogu eluks ja hakkab uute ilmakodanike ootuses urgu kohendama. Aga just siis näeb jahimees arvutiekraanilt, et GPSi signaal on paikseks jäänud. Õige pea kõlab koera haugatus ja püssipauk ning äsja leitud paariline on kutu.

Kolmekümmet hõbeseeklit juudaloom ei saa. Selle asemel püütakse ta uuesti kinni ja viiakse järgmisse kohta. Jälle otsib ta endale kaaslase, vähemalt enda meelest. Niimoodi saab juudalooma ühe hooaja jooksul mitu korda tarvitada.

January 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Ma ei ütle, et ma kiidan seda heaks... Aga ma ei tauni sellist käitumist... "Kes mõõga tõmbab..."

MAGA men have been leaving comments cheering the murder of Renee Good.
This man exposed his homophobia and his predatory sexual misogyny in his disgusting comments.
quote: Jim XXX: When you live an unnatural life you get unnatural consequences. And now she's got another three holes to use

Unfortunately for the men, I'm easily confused and have been responding by telling them ICE brutally murdererd their own white daughters.
Here's one of them.

quote: Brooke America: Jim! I messaged you! Please Respond!!

Brooke: JIM THIS IS EMILYS FRIEND BROOKE. Please message me back ASAP. Emily is hurt!!
Jim: Where is she
Brooke: Green Acres Mortuary
Jim: Funeral home. Why is she there. She's not answering her phone. Why is she at a funeral home
Brooke: They shot her
Jim: Who. Who shots her. Why is she at a funeral home
Brooke: ICE

Jim: Why would ice shoot her she's not illegal she's a citizen she doesn't even look illegal we are white. Is she okay.
Brooke: They shot her three times when she was just driving her car.
Jim: they can't do that. Please tell me she is okay.
Brooke: She's dead Jim.
Jim: No. That can't be. Ice can't do that. I'm coming there.
Brooke: How far are you?
Jim: 51 minutes
Brooke: I'll wait with her here.

Jim: How could this happen. I'm on my way

Jim: Emily just called me back. She's not dead and she was not shot. She didn't think she even knows you.
Brooke: Oh. It must have been someone else that they soht.
Jim: Why would you do that to me. 40 minutes. 40 fucking minutes of thinking she dead.
Brooke: When you live an unnatural life you get unnatural consequences :(
Jim: Fuck you

January 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

LinkedIn'is on ka mõistlikke nurgakesi...

Paul Danhauser:

When AI bros say "get on the train or be left behind" I'm all like "there's child pornography on that train, I'm good y'all, worst of luck and please crash."

January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

See oli massihüsteeria ju 😂

www.delfi.ee/artikkel/869...

Kui te olete nii suur rahvuslane, siis miks te siis kadunud olite, kui võideldi Eesti vabaduse eest?

Ma ei olnud kadunud, ma olin eesti rahva liige. Mida te tahate? Kas kõik pidid siis lippudega lehvitama? Ei pidanud. Ma ei ole muide massiinimene, kui te pole tähele pannud. Ma ei käi massiüritustel. Ma ei käi linte lõikamas ja igal pool end tähtsaks tegemas. Ma olen süüdi selles, et olen tubli töömees ja kasvatasin sadu loomi üles, müüsin tonnide kaupa kurki, tomatit, tilli, salatit. Mõtle, missugune hirmus kuritegu minu poolt!

Kui te mõtlete sellele ajale tagasi, siis kas te tagantjäreletarkusega teeksite midagi teistmoodi?

Ei teeks. Absoluutselt mitte midagi ei teeks teistmoodi. See oli selline massihüsteeria, kõik läksid, kõik olid hirmu nõukogude korra ees kaotanud, minul polnud seda hirmu ka varem ja mina massipsühhoosidega kaasa ei lähe. Ma ei lähe kaasa ei kliimasoojenemise massipsühhoosidega, ei lähe kaasa mingite rassismiteemaliste massipsühhoosidega ja kogu selle ajupesuga, mida teie oma väljaandes esindate, mina kaasa ei lähe. Ei läinud ka tookord. Ma olin väga iseseisvalt mõtlev inimene.

January 5, 2026 at 10:38 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Uh. Tagasi 3.5mm peale vist...

@quat@types.pl

vendor of bluetooth chip used in sony, bose, and everyone else's headphones leaves debugging protocol completely open with no authentication over bluetooth low energy

uh oh:

remotely connect to headphones over thus protocol without needing a pairing interaction
dump "now playing" data
connect audio stream and eavesdrop
dump your phone number
brick the headphones
dump the pairing key used to make your phone recognize your headphones as your headphones, and then impersonate your headphones

and that's when the REAL fun starts:

talk to your voice assistant remotely
make and manage calls while your phone is in your pocket
eavesdrop from your phone microphone (by making you call them and then dropping the bluetooth connection so your phone switches to builtin mic)
steal your whatsapp from 10ft away (since they have your phone #, the ability to accept the "we'll call and verify it's you" phone call before your phone starts vibrating, and the ability to listen and hear the code)
steal your amazon (since you can login thru a phone number and a whatsapp confirmation code)

January 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Üks pisike Pearl Harbouri taaskehastamine ja maailm oleks super- ja psühhopaatidest kohe märksa puhtam...

superjahid St. Barths'i rannikul uue aasta tähistamiseks

January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

... ja see oli vastus kommentaarile

@lobjakas.bsky.social:
Kindlasti on reaalses elus võimalik oma käitumise ja väljanägemise valikutega saata selge sõnum soovimatusest suhelda. Meestel, kui lihtsama meelelaadiga inimestel, on peenete vihjetega vahel raske, siis tuleb püüda veel selgem sõnum edastada.

@kes-hu.bsky.social:
Meestel, kui lihtsama meelelaadiga inimestel ei ole piisavalt selge sõnum kui öelda "Ei, jäta mind rahule, ära katsu mind, ei soovi, palun mine ära jne". Aga muidugi, sinu käitumine ja väljanägemine on see, mis on probleem 🤡

January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Aaaaah, teil on mingi omavaheline blokk peal ilmselt 😂

@lobjakas.bsky.social:
Mehi aitavad heema hoida nina j.m. rõngad, tätoveeringud, sinised v.m. ebaloomuliku värvi juuksed ning kindlasti ka kassid ja nendega seotud lõhnad.

January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

pilt siniste juuste ja ninarõngaga neiust, juures kiri: DEAR LADIES MEN DON'T LIKE THIS

Selle järel viide UrbanDictionary artiklile Septum Ring Theory

January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Telegam sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929

YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE HAVING ANOTHER YEAR.

January 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM

Ray D. Noper

@rdn.ee

Nagu juba ühes teises lõimes sai arutatud, siis "Teise maailma" ikke alla jäänud inimeste puhul võiks "buumeritena" vaadata ikkagi pigem Brežnevi ajal sündinuid, kelle "lubjastumist" praegu nii sotsiaal- kui pärandmeedias jooksvalt jälgida saab🙂