Nygren offside from his own half in 90+ minutes, flagged when it’s meant to be played out. Doesn’t need to be penalties for ‘game management’.

IG is the worst for it! Every other story it feels.

The People’s Pineapple flavor

0.0001% of GDP on taxis for asylum seekers would have left the BBC without their headline this weekend.

He’s probably just using ChatGPT, it’s not that clever.

Chicken curry pie supper

It feels like our only Plan A is fighting back from being down. Tactics don’t get 3 worldly goals and one from a corner that’d be better defended on Hackney Marshes come Sunday. Sack him tomorrow (after we hold a referendum).

When we looked like winning we resorted to defending badly, if we were losing we attacked well. That’s not 4D chess going on in his head.

What’s that on the top of his napper?

Very fortunate. Some hope from the last 3 or 4 minutes perhaps.

He has to. This is rotten.

I’ve always said that Thatcher made this housing crisis possible and New Labour made it cool. No idea why anyone would think Labour would fix it when they don’t think it’s broken.

Sucks to be you!

I’ve only had offers in New York, and he won’t let me take them without being single again.

I think I’d rather get a bottle of wine tbh.

I’m the handsome one in green, FYI.