Just noodles and roux paler than I am—and my skin is literally translucent.

Both are elopement risks and yet they're never fucking supervised outside???????

It's quite obvious why she only has partial custody! I keep hoping things will change! Instead I'm even more anxious anytime I see their father drop them off.

I could sit and watch tortoises eat all day.

Every day I look at mine and wish we could trade places for a couple weeks. I know I'd be really good at napping in a hole and eating salads.

Unfortunately for my body I've remembered how good the turkey is, so yes dinner is happening.

Maybe smaller portions, though.