This is just called quitting your job

Pramila……

Right, their safety would largely depend on Elon’s sense of personal loyalty. Which, lol, lmao

Or the democratic party could have stopped backing a genocide to the hilt if they wanted us to stop talking about it, just an idea. Shut the fuck up

Wait you’re that peter wtf

Gotta say the unilateral rage in the comments is really encouraging in its own way. This is a very, very interesting inflection point for the direction of the party

Bro thinks he’s on the team 💀

Me playing catch with Scratch for the 500th time when there’s a literal worm burrowing through my brain that could turn me into a soulless tentacled husk at any time

Uh oh, it seems like my political project primarily based on posting Crisco ads from the 50s captioned “this is what they took from you” may be running into some coherence problems

Au contraire, my one thought when I’m on a packed train at 2 PM on a random Saturday is “this is great, there should be way more people in here”

500 children mysteriously vanish in refugee camp. Witnesses report bomb-shaped objects falling from the sky followed by loud noises. It’s unclear if any of the newborns were Hamas affiliated, but widely speculated that they would grow up to be Arabs

We’re actually fully aware of what the Nazis did and we don’t want it to happen to anyone ever again, you bloodthirsty freak. Being subject to a holocaust is not a hall pass to do the next century’s holocaust

It only took him roughly 64,000 tries to make a funny tweet. Only up from here

It’s a shame the result of Democrats losing is Republicans winning, this party richly deserves to never sniff power again. Just unbelievable cowardice and stupidity on display here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what are you going to do bro shove some graphs in his face?

The cruelty is the point