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raymond m.
@raymondjm.bsky.social
does it really matter, I’m exhausted.

Chicagoland
Beer & cheese enthusiast
Real life human person

https://linktr.ee/RayJCaron
It’s January 15th if your Christmas tree is up yet you’re tacky and it’s dusty
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Just started Pluribus, and this bitch isn’t asking enough questions AT ALL
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I can’t stand doing some online quiz just for there to be a paywall to get your results. I WILL BURN UR HOUSE DOWN how bout that enneagram test person
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
maybe this $1 face mask will fix everything (me once every other month)
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Just saw a RAV4 with a historical plate on it
a cartoon of a woman wearing a pink hat with fox 41 wdrb written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a woman wearing a pink hat with fox 41 wdrb written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
time to melttttttt 🚫🧊
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Hmm the Kirk violence folks sure are quiet today huh. 🖕🏼
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh, so everyone’s sick right now. Gotcha
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
29 here we goooo 😬🥳
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Diana Ross is still that bitch ™
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Someone just did “wazzzzuuppppppppp” in the year of our lord nearly 2026 🧐 ok
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to stop seeing so many kids at breweries
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In 2026 I’m releasing my inhibitions and feeling the rain on my skin
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.

"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Watching the Nutcracker Ballet on PBS and I don’t think a time has ever called more for an edible. 🤩 this shits incredible
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just saw the newest Avatar, over 3 hours of holding it afraid I’d miss something “important”. Just go pee. At any point. 🫩
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reese Witherspoon shares photo with another Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon shares new photo with her daughter.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The fall of Nicki Minaj is really something huh 🧐 stand around shit too long ya start to stink
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🥸
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s winter in the Midwest, plaids/flannel are neutrals.
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
hey to the folks
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
edible in a hot tub hits different 🤓
a stuffed animal is floating in a pool .
ALT: a stuffed animal is floating in a pool .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
one of those nights where sleep just isn’t happening. So I can put fireball in the coffee this morning right?
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
god forbid a raccoon catch a vibe
A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, then passed out in the bathroom.
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I forgot how much I love a snowy/white holiday season. Can rich people stop trying to kill the planet I miss this 😩❄️
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM