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three word phrase check-in
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
three word phrase check-in
April: best movie of the year, an agonizing watch that deftly toes the line between elements of slow cinema and body horror in a way i didn't even know was possible. has so much to say about women's labor and suffering and the way we're subsuming ourselves for others' comfort, just utterly gnarly
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
April: best movie of the year, an agonizing watch that deftly toes the line between elements of slow cinema and body horror in a way i didn't even know was possible. has so much to say about women's labor and suffering and the way we're subsuming ourselves for others' comfort, just utterly gnarly
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie: my favorite tv show gets a film adaptation and it's the funniest thing i've seen this decade. really cannot say much more short of "go in blind, even if you haven't seen the tv show". has at least ten gags that have been swirling in my head for six months
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie: my favorite tv show gets a film adaptation and it's the funniest thing i've seen this decade. really cannot say much more short of "go in blind, even if you haven't seen the tv show". has at least ten gags that have been swirling in my head for six months
Measures for a Funeral: my favorite type of ghost story, one where the resonances of reality flicker back and forth with the spiritual, asking the viewer how it reflects upon them. if not for April, i would call this the best sound design since Memoria. incredible autistic-coded lead performance
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Measures for a Funeral: my favorite type of ghost story, one where the resonances of reality flicker back and forth with the spiritual, asking the viewer how it reflects upon them. if not for April, i would call this the best sound design since Memoria. incredible autistic-coded lead performance
Vulcanizadora: true gut punch of a two-hander movie exploring similar themes to the last one i mentioned, a very great exploration of what it means to feel truly hopeless as a person, features possibly the most annoying performance of the year (positive)
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Vulcanizadora: true gut punch of a two-hander movie exploring similar themes to the last one i mentioned, a very great exploration of what it means to feel truly hopeless as a person, features possibly the most annoying performance of the year (positive)
shouting out the particular smaller highlights here, first up:
Kontinental '25, another fine work from Radu Jude, one of our most mean-spirited auteurs. very politically knotty screenplay about what we owe other human beings and how we fuck them over, understated but twists the knife quite well
Kontinental '25, another fine work from Radu Jude, one of our most mean-spirited auteurs. very politically knotty screenplay about what we owe other human beings and how we fuck them over, understated but twists the knife quite well
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
shouting out the particular smaller highlights here, first up:
Kontinental '25, another fine work from Radu Jude, one of our most mean-spirited auteurs. very politically knotty screenplay about what we owe other human beings and how we fuck them over, understated but twists the knife quite well
Kontinental '25, another fine work from Radu Jude, one of our most mean-spirited auteurs. very politically knotty screenplay about what we owe other human beings and how we fuck them over, understated but twists the knife quite well
finally watched the last thing i really care abt for the year last night so, favorite movies of 2025
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
finally watched the last thing i really care abt for the year last night so, favorite movies of 2025
GOBLIN BUNKER PUBLIC ACCESS FIVE. I WILL BE PERFORMING. TUNE IN
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
GOBLIN BUNKER PUBLIC ACCESS FIVE. I WILL BE PERFORMING. TUNE IN
since this is the time of year these sorts of things happen: favorite music of 2025. v good year for music and or songs
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
since this is the time of year these sorts of things happen: favorite music of 2025. v good year for music and or songs
good morning from beautiful greensboro north carolina (i’m only here for like fifteen more minutes)
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
good morning from beautiful greensboro north carolina (i’m only here for like fifteen more minutes)
honey, can you put on the ALF channel?
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
honey, can you put on the ALF channel?
you lil fuckin dweebus baby idiot child i love you
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
you lil fuckin dweebus baby idiot child i love you
hey i got you this loaf
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hey i got you this loaf
today we made the kinda pie that gets boys hovering towards the windowsill
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
today we made the kinda pie that gets boys hovering towards the windowsill
i’ve run this clip back like 50 times now to the detriment of my health. nightmare duo
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i’ve run this clip back like 50 times now to the detriment of my health. nightmare duo
it’s a Big Bolaño Winter
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
it’s a Big Bolaño Winter
sneaking around gets you nowhere!
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
sneaking around gets you nowhere!
for reference on how much i hate this:
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
for reference on how much i hate this:
i've been scanning ads from a bundle of magazines from the 1970s i bought ages ago and i'm still confounded by how bad this one is
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
i've been scanning ads from a bundle of magazines from the 1970s i bought ages ago and i'm still confounded by how bad this one is