Rat Mortuis
@ratmortuis.bsky.social
Former military
Current healthcare
Generalist in knowledge
Specialist in work
Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego
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Current healthcare
Generalist in knowledge
Specialist in work
Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego
🇳🇿 🇬🇧
I don't fitz but I still sitz
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I don't fitz but I still sitz
My bed making helper
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My bed making helper
I AM going to sit here
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I AM going to sit here
Simple question
Do I or don't I?
Do I or don't I?
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Simple question
Do I or don't I?
Do I or don't I?
How the fuck does a supermarket justify a 'sale' on food items?
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
How the fuck does a supermarket justify a 'sale' on food items?
Are you feeling lucky?
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Are you feeling lucky?
How do I iron this?
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
How do I iron this?
Guess I'm not doing much for a whilel
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Guess I'm not doing much for a whilel
The article linked in the response even says that fuel/road taxes and tolls don't cover the cost of roading (see below)
At Federal Level, there's IIJA funding available. Which comes from general tax sources as well as bonds
Rather a large failure of his own intelligence test
At Federal Level, there's IIJA funding available. Which comes from general tax sources as well as bonds
Rather a large failure of his own intelligence test
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The article linked in the response even says that fuel/road taxes and tolls don't cover the cost of roading (see below)
At Federal Level, there's IIJA funding available. Which comes from general tax sources as well as bonds
Rather a large failure of his own intelligence test
At Federal Level, there's IIJA funding available. Which comes from general tax sources as well as bonds
Rather a large failure of his own intelligence test
Ice cream
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ice cream
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
Disappointedly, it doesn't smell of bacon
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Disappointedly, it doesn't smell of bacon
If you see this, post a chef
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you see this, post a chef
I bought this for a dollar
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I bought this for a dollar
Oh good, Zelda has made an appearance
I preferred...
I preferred...
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Oh good, Zelda has made an appearance
I preferred...
I preferred...
Share a NOT cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Share a NOT cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
Percy is giving me hard stares
It's not my fault I'm unwell, he seems to think otherwise
It's not my fault I'm unwell, he seems to think otherwise
October 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Percy is giving me hard stares
It's not my fault I'm unwell, he seems to think otherwise
It's not my fault I'm unwell, he seems to think otherwise
Another from Krakow
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Another from Krakow