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ratlaclie.bsky.social
Hello, Lilac!
@ratlaclie.bsky.social
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I make things... Occasionally
Discord: ratlaclie
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If Nardwuar and the Evaporators collab with Weird Paul my life will be complete.
Day 30 of breaking every bone in my body:

I'm too scared༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽
January 20, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Why he got a goatee?
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 AM
*Geoff Keighley appears after an intermission* You've heard of Tobuscus, and you've heard Gabuscus... But for the first time ever, I am proud to introduce you all to... TWINKBUSCUS!!! *loud applause*
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
If the yearning doesn't work I'm becoming a yaoi writer
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
What's a man gotta do to be held, and not a gun point by my uncle after I refused to give him the land I inherited from my grandmother.
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 AM
2 hour wait. Internet is fucking me sideways.
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
1 hour of waiting for gmod to download. Killing self. Fuck my chud existence.
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I want them so bad chat, but I'm forced to live this sad chud existence. FML.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Charred to a crisp can't describe how fucking cooked I am. I'm so cooked, not even walking on hot coals can hurt me anymore. Lord please take me out of this metaphorical brazen bull you have me in. I promise to never read yaoi again.
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Breaking every bone in my body
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Because of my current condition, I will now be allowing my friends the ability to kill me when I have said too much.
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
eated
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Chat. I'm so fucking cooked.
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Found an old photo edit of Colin Mochrie I made late one school night. Was probably gonna make a wallpaper or something.
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 AM
They love me *shoots gun* they love me not *dies*
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I CAN HAVE ALCOHOL!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Literally me
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Shout out to the multiple men I kissed as soon as the clock struck 12.
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Good to know we have files of peoples attempt to black out their DS Pictochat box.
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm forcing all my friends to listen to "GOD WEEN SATAN: The Oneness" until they feel liberated by the power of the Ween Boys.
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It's been a long, hard day at the penis factory... Please laugh.
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Well that was fucking boring
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Curse this undefinable feeling that is neither giddy or sadness, and why am I now realizing I'm kicking my feet up in the air. So many questions, so little pillows.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Still tweaking. Big time. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM