Ratamacue
@ratamacue.bsky.social
freelance artist and beautiful flower
realized today after an ambulance drove by that our society can only hear the siren as a call of death.
should we not use the siren for good things too? like the birth of a child, or a new kind of skittles?
should we not use the siren for good things too? like the birth of a child, or a new kind of skittles?
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
realized today after an ambulance drove by that our society can only hear the siren as a call of death.
should we not use the siren for good things too? like the birth of a child, or a new kind of skittles?
should we not use the siren for good things too? like the birth of a child, or a new kind of skittles?
seems unfair to nominate Michael B. Jordan but not his brother
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
seems unfair to nominate Michael B. Jordan but not his brother
erik the red might end up as history's most influential prankster
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
erik the red might end up as history's most influential prankster
love journaling all my most private thoughts and reading it and going "damn this is good, it's a shame that i would die if someone else read it"
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
love journaling all my most private thoughts and reading it and going "damn this is good, it's a shame that i would die if someone else read it"
proud to announce the launch of a new charity event for trans gamers, T4T for TF2
January 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
proud to announce the launch of a new charity event for trans gamers, T4T for TF2
i met the man who threw his clock out the window. he is deeply unwell
January 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
i met the man who threw his clock out the window. he is deeply unwell
(can't find a decent waiter anywhere...) HEY! I'm supposed to get BREAD with these circuses
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
(can't find a decent waiter anywhere...) HEY! I'm supposed to get BREAD with these circuses
the worst part about performing to an audience of crickets - you can never tell how you're doing
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
the worst part about performing to an audience of crickets - you can never tell how you're doing
will history remember the valiant heroes sharing awesome jokes and generally having good vibes? perhaps not. but they are just as much a part in the fight against fascism as anything else
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
will history remember the valiant heroes sharing awesome jokes and generally having good vibes? perhaps not. but they are just as much a part in the fight against fascism as anything else
my rule of thumb is that if it's up that means good and if it's down that means bad
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my rule of thumb is that if it's up that means good and if it's down that means bad
jerry seinfeld: what's the deal with airline food??
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
jerry seinfeld: what's the deal with airline food??
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Three experts weigh in:
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Three experts weigh in:
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
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with a name like "disintegrating ray" and acme's reputation - i mean honestly, what does daffy duck think is going to happen
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
with a name like "disintegrating ray" and acme's reputation - i mean honestly, what does daffy duck think is going to happen
i would watch hockey more if they could all just grow up and stop fighting. i respect people a hell of a lot more if they can solve their issues with a sincere conversation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i would watch hockey more if they could all just grow up and stop fighting. i respect people a hell of a lot more if they can solve their issues with a sincere conversation.
it's called a kangaroo court because it'll make you hopping mad!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's called a kangaroo court because it'll make you hopping mad!!
twenty words - what's that, like 1/50th of a picture?
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
twenty words - what's that, like 1/50th of a picture?
used to be that being a pedophile was seen as a political liability. but we've since become a much more tolerant society
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
used to be that being a pedophile was seen as a political liability. but we've since become a much more tolerant society
Dick Cheney leaves behind a divided legacy. To many around the world, he was a bloodthirsty war criminal who's actions lead to the deaths of millions. But to his friends and family, once a year he was "Father Christmas".
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Dick Cheney leaves behind a divided legacy. To many around the world, he was a bloodthirsty war criminal who's actions lead to the deaths of millions. But to his friends and family, once a year he was "Father Christmas".
it's simple: you go up the upscalator and down the downscalator
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
it's simple: you go up the upscalator and down the downscalator
