I like that!

I get that at least some of it comes down to "They're there to sell you things" but you can kinda just feel when someone is authentically chill, y'know?

Enjoy your enlightenment

Even more breedable than usual :0

6'3", over 300lb, only mildly chubby.

It hurt.

👀💦

It's all fun and games until you drop a 3 pound ball of acrylic on your bottom's brainstem

It was funny for a little while when it was just holding a mirror up to his crass posting style.

It has long since stopped being funny. 🫩

If we can't muster a better candidate than Newsom, we've already lost.

Even if democrats win the presidency, nothing will materially improve.

How would you like

17 dead ends

Unironically, probably as long as any method of recording pictures has been around

Oh of course. Because obviously, the problem was that innocent civilians were being assaulted and dragged through the STREETS. If they kidnapped innocent people and dragged them to JAIL it'd all be all better! Of course!

Playing my most valuable instrument - a huge, fat scaly ass

Genuinely this is an excellent use case for those "spy cameras" hidden in pens and the like.