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band of rowdy youths are digging up the lawn searching for the jules rimet trophy

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@Tormny_Pickeals now, now theres no use cryin over spilt milk. theres no use in anything, son, least of all milk, in this cruel world devoid of god & purpose
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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"The Wiggler" has entered the chat
the wiggler model from mario party ds
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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MARGE: "made in USA". oh, no thank you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Pedophile Club Pays Homage To Their Greatest Role Model Pedophile
Radio announcers pay tribute to John Laws's [sic] after his death at 90
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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"but if they let the ACA lapse now, they're never going to get it back" that's the plan!
[mickey whispering to the camera]
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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the "cmon, do something" mspaint classic
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Cuomo is rumored to be setting up an explosive political showdown with President John F Kennedy's grandson, Jack Schlossberg Petition Launched to Bring Morbius Back to Theaters for a Third Release
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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[mr bones' wild ride] THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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identifying a hegelian dialectical opposite in the wild
Sludge - Esoteric Malacology (2018) https://slugdge.bandcamp.com/album/esoteric-malacology
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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[jerkcity] DEUCE: getting ready to eat you
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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oh to be a hefty goanna basking in a shaft of sunlight......
da big girl herself, the great and powerful dong zhuo... this is what it's all about
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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the american psychology
(the powerpoint presentation with lego city cop minifigs and pictures of hmmvs) Be Protected from * I feel protected from criminals * every time I see a police officer. This truck makes me feel protected from accidents.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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treating this thing like a professional athlete. cheering wildly. some day she'll manage to catch that damn ball and when she does? i'll be there. i always believed in her
one of the 'weasel ball' toys that wiggles around and chases the ball forever
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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every adult who spends time out of their day thinking about 'ms rachel' has this exact energy
@stanleygiffiths Today I helped out at Leamington Spa #vaccination centre as a NHS volunteer steward @naomirwolf No! No!! @sesamestreet He may be small, but he holds a ginormous place in our hearts! #HappyBirthdaySlimey, we love you! @jordanbpeterson Go to hell
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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TEACHER: what framework does windows use to pair wireless devices to the PC?
EXTREMELY GERMAN STUDENT:
dasHost.exe
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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incarceration is when i get inside a crab. imo
the zoids 'killer dome' crab bastard
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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8 months on from release and this album still absolutely fucking rips. anyone who ever thought you couldn't do anything 'good' with the 00s nu-metal sound had no imagination
[cover art for Bloodywood: Nu Delhi]
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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🎵get a song written about you by a band like filter
🎵and you'll become a staple at the mt&r
Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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[in the GBH "city baby attacked by rats" cadence]
HEADLINE: "AFL royalty reduced to tears"
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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this is how having an anxiety condition works
[achewood] MEANWHILE. [roast beef is freaking out at the wheel, imagining playing tetris but the next block coming down is a gigantic five-block-tall and five-block-wide omega shape]
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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🎵where were you when hunter biden invented cocaine
🎵did you read the reports or take a quick snort as they tried to make him cool
🎵of course we don't know if he ever really got involved with a harvest (the labour parts)
[white house website declaring the most notable things to happen in the white house was hunter biden cranking hog in the Roosevelt Room and getting his shit zipped with the headline "2023: Cocaine Discovered". hunter biden went back in time to discover cocaine. is there any great work they won't attribute to a white guy]
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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everything of computer is magic.... waow........ thuis box with wires in is probably god actually
[super mega comics] hmm, maybe there really is such a thing as dinosaur magic
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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thinking about this fucking post again
@pr0spector88 Q: where do you see yourself in 5 years? A: the computer
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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@MisterBaseball5 Can't stop thinking about this... Sorry it wouldn't let me post this, too long. Just something I'm imagining. The pitcher, sweating, trembling, tosses his pitch. It's fast, sure, but fast enough? No. The batter, in one swift motion, drops his bat, reaches out, catches the ball. He grins maniacally at the thin skeleton atop the mound. He holds the ball up in front of his face, looks at it, and laughs. Then he looks at the pitcher and the smile vanishes from his face. He holds up a finger and wags it at the pitcher and whispers, "Not so fast." Strangely to the pitcher, he can hear the whisper, despite the crowd noise. It roars in his ears like rushing blood, terrifying him. A black mist clouds his eyes. Then the slugger in one swift motion tosses the ball into the air above himself, kicks his bat off the ground and into his hands, and smashes the ball out of the park. The crowd explodes in elation and rage. They toss knives and trash at the pitcher. The pitcher collapses onto the mound, his head in his hands. Slowly he curls into a foetal position. The pitching coach comes out onto the mound and drags the pitcher's limp form into the dugout. His teammates stand over him, ashamed. They spit tobacco juice and chewed up bubblegum onto his pathetic body. They curse at him and insult him. The broadcast team zooms in on him, ridicules him, insults him. Fans drop into the dugout from above and begin to pummel the pitcher with their fists, spitting on him as well, ridiculing him. His teammates do nothing to stop the violence. Meanwhile the slugger has been at the plate this whole time hitting home run after home run by himself with baseballs handed to him by the umpire.
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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@MisterBaseball5 These Strong Bastards Have Me Craving The Long Arcing Home Run Slams Fucker I love Home Runs What is a Home run but exiling the weak sphere to the bleacher realm of the pitiful writhing masses @MisterBaseball5 *Laughs Deeply at weak spindly pitcher stepping onto his dirt hill* Ah-Ha-Ha. You're fucked. You're going to die tonight weak fuck. The cruel home run fills the home crowd with feelings of terror and joy The hateful, resourceful home run basher thwacks the ball without regard or mercy for the emaciated rat hurling at him from atop a dirtpile. @MisterBaseball5 The pale worms of the audience insult and distract the heroic slugger. I laugh heartily at the idea that sluggers should "give back to the community," as if the community had ever given anything to them... In my dreams I see the great sluggers of history crossing a river choked with human corpses. The weak pitcher cowardly assault's the grand slugger with white sphere tossed by his linguini Fuck Arms.
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM