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Miss Rari 🏳️‍⚧️
@raritastic.bsky.social
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Rarity is fabulous, and I like Twilight and Fluttershy too. Brooke, transbian, she/her, and stuff. Aro and somewhat ace. intersex. autistic girltwink. HRT 11/22/2020. Avatar: https://derpibooru.org/images/2384363. Black Lives Matter/pro-Palestine.
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Subway notice: "We are out lettus till wednesday Please enjoy some spinage with your sub insted (:"
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Javier Milei looking constipated. "How Javier Milei found $18..." -The Spectator
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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"Enough about your Bi awakening: It's past your bedtime, it's time to Bi yourself some sleep" Image is a set of pillow and duvet covers in the bi flag colors on a comfy looking double bed.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Someone captioned a picture of a cow standing in the waves at a beach with: "Mood." Kyle (@KylePlantEmoji) replies: "it probably did"
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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barbwritesstuff on tumblr: "I have learnt today that my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much toward the taste of the specific and highly active user'. I did suggest roughly 100 vampire books for purchase last year. I think this probably has something to do with that." dragon-in-a-fez: "op is there any particular reason the librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name"
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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butchscientist on tumblr: "being gender nonconforming is great bc straight people think i'm edgy and intimidating but Igbt people see me and immediately think i'm friend shaped :)" ct4cd replies: "New gender: comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable"
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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i don't do well in situations [pic of an opossum riding a goose]
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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steam machine: kettle steam deck: the base of the kettle with the electric wire
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Oliver Clegg (@deathbybadger) on twitter: "your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly 0k to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you"
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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slab-o-meat with a certified tumblr classic: "crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs" slab-o-meat: "i was on. a new sleep medication last night"
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) on twitter: "I'm writing Spider Ma'am, about a middle aged woman who gets bitten by a radioactive spider but keeps it to herself because she doesn't freaking need this." Michelle Ochs Windmueller (@MWindmueller) replies: "She probably just assumes that the new powers are another side effect of perimenopause, about which no one bothered to warn her."
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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joe @mutablejoe on twitter: "He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679"
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) on twitter: "I was at someone's house yesterday and there was a big glass jar of cookies on the counter, and when I asked what kind of cookies they were, she said "oh no those are just display cookies" and like what's the opposite of falling in love with somebody?" "UPDATE: it has come to my attention that it's possible this person simply did not want me to have any of her cookies, and she now has my undying respect"
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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@hotjamz (@hotjamz) he's makin a list it's kept in plain text an elf just got phished you know what is next santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's [sic] names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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technicoloryuri on tumblr: "hello welcome to post apocalyptic video game. this weapon you find is a gun made from plumbing and other garbage using no power tools. it was smashed together by a Raider (a discrete category of person, ontologically evil) while high on Drugs, and is an example of how stupid and primitive the people of The Wasteland are. it is fully automatic, has a rifled barrel, never jams, and has interchangeable magazines that are compatible with every other garbage gun made by other Raiders elsewhere in the world."
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Manga panel showing Eevee, with a little speech bubble of someone saying: "There's the li'l thang!!"
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Pippa Timothy on Facebook, Dec 23, 2017: "fun science fact, the North Pole elves are actually a eusocial gestalt (like ants, bees, etc). Santa is the Queen, not in the sense of power or authority but in that he is the sole reproducer Each Santa lives about a year, and then they feed a pupal elf royal jelly so that it matures into a Claus. His belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly on Christmas because generally they hatch a new Claus the day before Christmas Eve. Just think: right now the new Santa is flexing his ovipositor so he can leave eggs inside every chimney, drying out his wings for his first flight."
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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MegaMan Battle Network edited to say: "Okay class, who installed DOOM on the blackboard?!" and with DOOM showing on the blackboard.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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royalblueghost on tumblr: "When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over $50m must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jester's wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jester's Privileges. One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports. The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys. This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening because rich and powerful men don't have anybody on hand to say "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.""
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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ryan-sometimes on tumblr: "Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would've rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there's a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up" Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There's a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito's Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There's a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline."
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Dan Wineman (@dwineman@xoxo.zone) on Masto: "You're absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.)"
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM