Iguana Prima Donna
@raptorial-notage.bsky.social
sent by the king to spread joy
i ain't got nothin fuh answers.. i just got poop in my pantses..
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i ain't got nothin fuh answers.. i just got poop in my pantses..
it smells like pasta took a SHIT in here. . .
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
it smells like pasta took a SHIT in here. . .
just puked my pants
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
just puked my pants
always add a dose of sex panic intrigue to your gov't overreach
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
always add a dose of sex panic intrigue to your gov't overreach
sometimes a lizza wanna vex
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
sometimes a lizza wanna vex
what kind of throw-up is best? grass? chocolate? salivary foam? what you snackin' on, fellow barfers?
February 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
what kind of throw-up is best? grass? chocolate? salivary foam? what you snackin' on, fellow barfers?
the doo-doo has infected my heart
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the doo-doo has infected my heart
Ngl, being upset about the state of things is like beating a dog because your expectations for him are too high. It just don't make sense to have too high hopes for this life.
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Ngl, being upset about the state of things is like beating a dog because your expectations for him are too high. It just don't make sense to have too high hopes for this life.
eating a wet butter treat from a man's fingers
February 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
eating a wet butter treat from a man's fingers
i made a doctor seuss horn to smell my ASS
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i made a doctor seuss horn to smell my ASS
finding my niche in u're ass
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
finding my niche in u're ass
wuthering heights more like withering farts
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
wuthering heights more like withering farts
Duel of the Fates more like Duel of the Farts, i'd pay to see that
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Duel of the Fates more like Duel of the Farts, i'd pay to see that
how'd you like it if i read YOUR illegal electronic exchange, hmmm???
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
how'd you like it if i read YOUR illegal electronic exchange, hmmm???
made to walk through the doo-doo tornado
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
made to walk through the doo-doo tornado
bored by a wizard (cast bored on me)
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
bored by a wizard (cast bored on me)
witches are fisting my dickhole in the astral realm
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
witches are fisting my dickhole in the astral realm
what's the deal with dimetrodons
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
what's the deal with dimetrodons
it's okay, elon, i'll invite you to my house. we can watch tubi on my laptop. the 7 key is broken.
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
it's okay, elon, i'll invite you to my house. we can watch tubi on my laptop. the 7 key is broken.
where do y'all get your information from. i feel like i'm getting information jealousy over here.
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
where do y'all get your information from. i feel like i'm getting information jealousy over here.
2001 a space odyssey black monolith: we've evolved you into a space embryo.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
2001 a space odyssey black monolith: we've evolved you into a space embryo.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
De-evolving the 2001 a space odyssey black monolith into a domino.
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
De-evolving the 2001 a space odyssey black monolith into a domino.
Thinking of dicks rn. Really envisioning cocks. Confronting the reality of schlongs.
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Thinking of dicks rn. Really envisioning cocks. Confronting the reality of schlongs.
no actually sleepy time is the right time to post
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
no actually sleepy time is the right time to post
if the 2001 space odyssey black monoliths tried to speed up my evolution i would simply pizza and beer my way back to the mean
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
if the 2001 space odyssey black monoliths tried to speed up my evolution i would simply pizza and beer my way back to the mean