Aestra
@rapscallionpancake.bsky.social
Your VitaMeataVegaMin Girl. Sometimes I bite people for funsies. Animal lover, fiber artist, and avid reader. Probably hangry.
I want this cross stitched and framed. Also, possibly tattooed.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I want this cross stitched and framed. Also, possibly tattooed.
Maybe if the FBI director, with an ice dildo stuffed up his ass, wasn’t so preoccupied with using taxpayer dollars to fuel a government plane to follow his girlfriend all the time, he might be able to DO HIS GODDAMN JOB.
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Maybe if the FBI director, with an ice dildo stuffed up his ass, wasn’t so preoccupied with using taxpayer dollars to fuel a government plane to follow his girlfriend all the time, he might be able to DO HIS GODDAMN JOB.
They’re all pus. I dumped that app when they thanked Shitler before he was even inaugurated. Kick rocks, TikTok .
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They’re all pus. I dumped that app when they thanked Shitler before he was even inaugurated. Kick rocks, TikTok .
Now I’m crying. Again.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Now I’m crying. Again.
Entrelac is my absolute favorite. I’m stalking some Noro on eBay right now.
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Entrelac is my absolute favorite. I’m stalking some Noro on eBay right now.
Dear Rob Schneider,
Please slither back under the rock.
We know who you are.
Go away.
Signed, basically everyone.
Please slither back under the rock.
We know who you are.
Go away.
Signed, basically everyone.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dear Rob Schneider,
Please slither back under the rock.
We know who you are.
Go away.
Signed, basically everyone.
Please slither back under the rock.
We know who you are.
Go away.
Signed, basically everyone.
This. This is the question to which we need answers.
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This. This is the question to which we need answers.
FFS he’s like a dog that has to drag its ass or pee on everything to scatter its scent.
I apologize to dogs for this analogy as all dogs are awesome and Shitler is most decidedly NOT.
I apologize to dogs for this analogy as all dogs are awesome and Shitler is most decidedly NOT.
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
FFS he’s like a dog that has to drag its ass or pee on everything to scatter its scent.
I apologize to dogs for this analogy as all dogs are awesome and Shitler is most decidedly NOT.
I apologize to dogs for this analogy as all dogs are awesome and Shitler is most decidedly NOT.
The day after Rob and Michele. It was a complication from a surgery.
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The day after Rob and Michele. It was a complication from a surgery.
This is reMARKable! Congratulations to you both!!! Wishing you many, many more happy and healthy years together.
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is reMARKable! Congratulations to you both!!! Wishing you many, many more happy and healthy years together.
That’s… comforting. 😫
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That’s… comforting. 😫
WTF is The Boy doing in that photo? Doesn’t he belong next to an open window or the top of a staircase?
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
WTF is The Boy doing in that photo? Doesn’t he belong next to an open window or the top of a staircase?
Just what we need. More live action idiots. No thanks. Nobody wants this.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just what we need. More live action idiots. No thanks. Nobody wants this.
You work on commission, right?
Big mistake.
Big.
HUGE.
I have to go game shopping now because Fortnite is cancelled.
Big mistake.
Big.
HUGE.
I have to go game shopping now because Fortnite is cancelled.
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You work on commission, right?
Big mistake.
Big.
HUGE.
I have to go game shopping now because Fortnite is cancelled.
Big mistake.
Big.
HUGE.
I have to go game shopping now because Fortnite is cancelled.
Wow! I don’t remember this particular episode (was was really young and not always allowed to watch). Of course they worked together. Three tragic losses in 24 hours.
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wow! I don’t remember this particular episode (was was really young and not always allowed to watch). Of course they worked together. Three tragic losses in 24 hours.
What???? WHAT???? What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week it’s been and it’s only Monday.
RIP Anthony Geary.
RIP Anthony Geary.
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What???? WHAT???? What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week it’s been and it’s only Monday.
RIP Anthony Geary.
RIP Anthony Geary.
I’ve never been more disappointed in cholesterol. You’ve got ONE job. Do it.
Rob Reiner had more class, intelligence, and integrity in his clipped toenail than Shitler could ever dream of possessing in his entire bloodline.
Rob Reiner had more class, intelligence, and integrity in his clipped toenail than Shitler could ever dream of possessing in his entire bloodline.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’ve never been more disappointed in cholesterol. You’ve got ONE job. Do it.
Rob Reiner had more class, intelligence, and integrity in his clipped toenail than Shitler could ever dream of possessing in his entire bloodline.
Rob Reiner had more class, intelligence, and integrity in his clipped toenail than Shitler could ever dream of possessing in his entire bloodline.
Wait until you learn about synesthesia. It’s quite a trip.
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wait until you learn about synesthesia. It’s quite a trip.
That was how I studied. I would memorize every picture my brain made of everything I read. It sometimes took a while to activate that mode in my brain but once it started, I’d take on 700 pages straight.
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
That was how I studied. I would memorize every picture my brain made of everything I read. It sometimes took a while to activate that mode in my brain but once it started, I’d take on 700 pages straight.
I swear if this scene doesn’t pop into my head almost every time I get dressed. I was a young child when I watched this with my parents and I remember laughing so hard.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I swear if this scene doesn’t pop into my head almost every time I get dressed. I was a young child when I watched this with my parents and I remember laughing so hard.
Every other country in the world immediately takes measures to prevent another event when this kind of horror occurs.
The US “leader” shrugs and says “things happen”.
The US “leader” shrugs and says “things happen”.
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Every other country in the world immediately takes measures to prevent another event when this kind of horror occurs.
The US “leader” shrugs and says “things happen”.
The US “leader” shrugs and says “things happen”.