Rank Rotten: A Rotten Movies Podcast
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🍿Monthly movie podcast 🎬 A Scottish couple discuss films which are rotten on Rotten Tomatoes 🏴 Are they really rotten?! Let’s reevaluate. 🍅
One of our favourite things about Jaws 2 was this man and his magnificently unique and severe facial hair. Exciting, fun and decent sequel or soulless uneventful cash grab? January’s episode is now available wherever you get podcasts. 🦈 🚁 #jaws2 #jaws #rottentomatoes #sharkmovie #sequel
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 AM
One of our favourite things about Jaws 2 was this man and his magnificently unique and severe facial hair. Exciting, fun and decent sequel or soulless uneventful cash grab? January’s episode is now available wherever you get podcasts. 🦈 🚁 #jaws2 #jaws #rottentomatoes #sharkmovie #sequel
We’re back for 2026 and this Friday we’re talking 1978’s Jaws 2. But can we stay ‘Jaws-a-tive’, does ‘nuh-fin’ compare to this or is it a ‘damp’ squib? Right, I’ll stop. 🦈
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January 26, 2026 at 10:31 AM
We’re back for 2026 and this Friday we’re talking 1978’s Jaws 2. But can we stay ‘Jaws-a-tive’, does ‘nuh-fin’ compare to this or is it a ‘damp’ squib? Right, I’ll stop. 🦈
This content is used under Section 107 of the Copyright Act for purposes such as criticism, comment, teaching, or research.
This content is used under Section 107 of the Copyright Act for purposes such as criticism, comment, teaching, or research.
It’s the end of the year, so join us on Wednesday as we have a wee chat about what New Year (sorry Hogmanay) means to us. We’ll then rank all 19 movies we’ve talked about this year from 19 to 1, picking a Rank Rotten 2025 Champion. Who will be? #happynewyear #movieranking #rottentomatoes 🍅
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It’s the end of the year, so join us on Wednesday as we have a wee chat about what New Year (sorry Hogmanay) means to us. We’ll then rank all 19 movies we’ve talked about this year from 19 to 1, picking a Rank Rotten 2025 Champion. Who will be? #happynewyear #movieranking #rottentomatoes 🍅
Only a few of the intense Arnie faces from Jingle All The Way, selected by Cat for your enjoyment (can only post 4 images here 🙄). It’s been such a blast working on this episode and we’ve had such a laugh, and we hope you will too. More images on other socials. Episode out Friday! 🍅🎄
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Only a few of the intense Arnie faces from Jingle All The Way, selected by Cat for your enjoyment (can only post 4 images here 🙄). It’s been such a blast working on this episode and we’ve had such a laugh, and we hope you will too. More images on other socials. Episode out Friday! 🍅🎄
Put that cookie down…NOW! On Friday we are talking about our last movie of the year; Jingle All The Way. Don’t put the cookie down though, you can eat it, it’s Christmas! 🍪🍅 #christmasmovies #jinglealltheway #putthatcookiedown
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Put that cookie down…NOW! On Friday we are talking about our last movie of the year; Jingle All The Way. Don’t put the cookie down though, you can eat it, it’s Christmas! 🍪🍅 #christmasmovies #jinglealltheway #putthatcookiedown
There was Cabbage Patch Kids, Ninja Turtles...but these pale in comparison to the fictional Turbo Man craze of 1996! Join us as we talk about the time Arnold spent his Christmas Eve trying to get the hottest toy in town Jingle All the Way.
#christmasmovies #jinglealltheway #arnoldschwarzenegger
#christmasmovies #jinglealltheway #arnoldschwarzenegger
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
There was Cabbage Patch Kids, Ninja Turtles...but these pale in comparison to the fictional Turbo Man craze of 1996! Join us as we talk about the time Arnold spent his Christmas Eve trying to get the hottest toy in town Jingle All the Way.
#christmasmovies #jinglealltheway #arnoldschwarzenegger
#christmasmovies #jinglealltheway #arnoldschwarzenegger
Do you know what? To heck with Christmas, let's go on a cruise instead...is what Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis say in 2004's Christmas With The Kranks, and we're talking about it in great detail for the first of TWO Christmas Specials this month.
#christmaswiththekranks
#christmaspodcast #00s
#christmaswiththekranks
#christmaspodcast #00s
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Do you know what? To heck with Christmas, let's go on a cruise instead...is what Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis say in 2004's Christmas With The Kranks, and we're talking about it in great detail for the first of TWO Christmas Specials this month.
#christmaswiththekranks
#christmaspodcast #00s
#christmaswiththekranks
#christmaspodcast #00s
We were away at the beginning of the month, so forgot to ‘put the deccies up’. Rank Rotten will be getting highjacked by Christmas, and then we’ll have a celebration of a year’s worth of movies with our rankings episode at New Year. 🎄🎅🏻
We have two really fun Christmas Specials on the way. ☃️🍅
We have two really fun Christmas Specials on the way. ☃️🍅
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We were away at the beginning of the month, so forgot to ‘put the deccies up’. Rank Rotten will be getting highjacked by Christmas, and then we’ll have a celebration of a year’s worth of movies with our rankings episode at New Year. 🎄🎅🏻
We have two really fun Christmas Specials on the way. ☃️🍅
We have two really fun Christmas Specials on the way. ☃️🍅
On Friday it’s another mystery pick for Cat and she has picked 2004’s A Cinderella Story. A movie that attempts to bring a classic fairy tale into the 21st century, but does it succeed or is it a by-the-numbers money spinner? #acinderellastory #rottentomatoes #hilaryduff #chadmichalemurray #00s
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
On Friday it’s another mystery pick for Cat and she has picked 2004’s A Cinderella Story. A movie that attempts to bring a classic fairy tale into the 21st century, but does it succeed or is it a by-the-numbers money spinner? #acinderellastory #rottentomatoes #hilaryduff #chadmichalemurray #00s
On Friday we release our episode on the second Twilight movie; New Moon.
We thought we’d highlight this one really good bit where Charlie attempts to give Bella some advice which she promptly doesn’t take on board (obviously).
#rottentomatoes #twilight #newmoon #twilightnewmoon #twishite #twihard
We thought we’d highlight this one really good bit where Charlie attempts to give Bella some advice which she promptly doesn’t take on board (obviously).
#rottentomatoes #twilight #newmoon #twilightnewmoon #twishite #twihard
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
On Friday we release our episode on the second Twilight movie; New Moon.
We thought we’d highlight this one really good bit where Charlie attempts to give Bella some advice which she promptly doesn’t take on board (obviously).
#rottentomatoes #twilight #newmoon #twilightnewmoon #twishite #twihard
We thought we’d highlight this one really good bit where Charlie attempts to give Bella some advice which she promptly doesn’t take on board (obviously).
#rottentomatoes #twilight #newmoon #twilightnewmoon #twishite #twihard
Oh no, we’re off to Forks again for this episode, we’re talking about The Twilight Saga: New Moon from back in 2009. We honestly swear we thought these movies were more recent than that! #rottentomatoes #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #twishite #twihards #twilightsaga #newmoon
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Oh no, we’re off to Forks again for this episode, we’re talking about The Twilight Saga: New Moon from back in 2009. We honestly swear we thought these movies were more recent than that! #rottentomatoes #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #twishite #twihards #twilightsaga #newmoon
We will sort of sporadically be releasing episodes for the rest of the year, in order to allow for more breaks.
For now however, here are the dates for the remainder of the year, including for two Christmas Specials which were really excited about!
Thanks for listening and stay fresh! 🍅
For now however, here are the dates for the remainder of the year, including for two Christmas Specials which were really excited about!
Thanks for listening and stay fresh! 🍅
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
We will sort of sporadically be releasing episodes for the rest of the year, in order to allow for more breaks.
For now however, here are the dates for the remainder of the year, including for two Christmas Specials which were really excited about!
Thanks for listening and stay fresh! 🍅
For now however, here are the dates for the remainder of the year, including for two Christmas Specials which were really excited about!
Thanks for listening and stay fresh! 🍅
Gaudi inspired ceilings as mentioned in our Casper Halloween Special. There’s ’inspired by’ and then there’s ‘nearly friggin identical’. 👻 #casper #halloween #halloweenmovie #90s #aggggghost
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Gaudi inspired ceilings as mentioned in our Casper Halloween Special. There’s ’inspired by’ and then there’s ‘nearly friggin identical’. 👻 #casper #halloween #halloweenmovie #90s #aggggghost
If in doubt, bin bag it out! #getthebinbagsootitshalloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If in doubt, bin bag it out! #getthebinbagsootitshalloween 🎃
We’re ready for many small visitors! Happy Halloween to all of you. Our two Halloween specials are available now wherever you listen to podcasts. 🎃🎧 #halloween #happyhalloween #trickortreat #guising
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We’re ready for many small visitors! Happy Halloween to all of you. Our two Halloween specials are available now wherever you listen to podcasts. 🎃🎧 #halloween #happyhalloween #trickortreat #guising
We had both Thing fresh from Season 2 of Wednesday, although he didn’t have much to say.
We’ve also had Pumpy the pumpkin around, he’s always ready to shower anyone who comes by with fruitful Halloween blessings and the wisdom of the ancients. 🎃 ✋🏻
#rottentomatoes
We’ve also had Pumpy the pumpkin around, he’s always ready to shower anyone who comes by with fruitful Halloween blessings and the wisdom of the ancients. 🎃 ✋🏻
#rottentomatoes
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We had both Thing fresh from Season 2 of Wednesday, although he didn’t have much to say.
We’ve also had Pumpy the pumpkin around, he’s always ready to shower anyone who comes by with fruitful Halloween blessings and the wisdom of the ancients. 🎃 ✋🏻
#rottentomatoes
We’ve also had Pumpy the pumpkin around, he’s always ready to shower anyone who comes by with fruitful Halloween blessings and the wisdom of the ancients. 🎃 ✋🏻
#rottentomatoes
IT’S A G-G-G-Ghost! Wait, it’s OK, he’s friendly…shame about those uncles though. This time on Rank Rotten our Halloween Spooktacular concludes with 1995’s Casper; a cosy, fun, friendly ghost feature which for all its flaws has a lot of heart.
#casper #rottentomatoes #halloween #halloweenmovie #90s
#casper #rottentomatoes #halloween #halloweenmovie #90s
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
IT’S A G-G-G-Ghost! Wait, it’s OK, he’s friendly…shame about those uncles though. This time on Rank Rotten our Halloween Spooktacular concludes with 1995’s Casper; a cosy, fun, friendly ghost feature which for all its flaws has a lot of heart.
#casper #rottentomatoes #halloween #halloweenmovie #90s
#casper #rottentomatoes #halloween #halloweenmovie #90s
As we’re talking about Hubie Halloween this Friday, we thought it’d be fun to shine a light on some of Hubie’s Mums hilarious shirts. 😂🎃
#rottentomatoes #scottishpodcast #scottishmoviepodcast #scottishfilmpodcast #moviepodcast #halloween #spookymonth #horrormovies #halloweenmovies #hubiehalloween
#rottentomatoes #scottishpodcast #scottishmoviepodcast #scottishfilmpodcast #moviepodcast #halloween #spookymonth #horrormovies #halloweenmovies #hubiehalloween
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
As we’re talking about Hubie Halloween this Friday, we thought it’d be fun to shine a light on some of Hubie’s Mums hilarious shirts. 😂🎃
#rottentomatoes #scottishpodcast #scottishmoviepodcast #scottishfilmpodcast #moviepodcast #halloween #spookymonth #horrormovies #halloweenmovies #hubiehalloween
#rottentomatoes #scottishpodcast #scottishmoviepodcast #scottishfilmpodcast #moviepodcast #halloween #spookymonth #horrormovies #halloweenmovies #hubiehalloween
It’s time to get spooky with the first of our two Halloween Specials this year, actually it’s our first Special ever! You better get used to it because there will be a few between now and the end of the year. But this time we’re discussing 2020’s Hubie Halloween. #rottentomatoes #hubiehalloween
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It’s time to get spooky with the first of our two Halloween Specials this year, actually it’s our first Special ever! You better get used to it because there will be a few between now and the end of the year. But this time we’re discussing 2020’s Hubie Halloween. #rottentomatoes #hubiehalloween
We’re back and this week we’re talking about a very famous foul mouthed doll’s second big screen outing; 1990’s Child’s Play 2.
#rottentomatoes #rottenfilm #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #moviepodcast #cinema #review #moviereview #podcats #horrormovies #childsplay2 #chucky
#rottentomatoes #rottenfilm #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #moviepodcast #cinema #review #moviereview #podcats #horrormovies #childsplay2 #chucky
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We’re back and this week we’re talking about a very famous foul mouthed doll’s second big screen outing; 1990’s Child’s Play 2.
#rottentomatoes #rottenfilm #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #moviepodcast #cinema #review #moviereview #podcats #horrormovies #childsplay2 #chucky
#rottentomatoes #rottenfilm #rottenmovie #scottishpodcast #moviepodcast #cinema #review #moviereview #podcats #horrormovies #childsplay2 #chucky
It’s Spooky month! Rank Rotten returns this month, kicking off with Child’s Play 2 on 17th of October. Following that we’ll have a couple of Halloween Specials. 🎃 #rottentomatoes #rottenmovie #podcast #scottishpodcast #scottishmoviepodcast #moviepodcast #scottish #halloween #horrormovies
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It’s Spooky month! Rank Rotten returns this month, kicking off with Child’s Play 2 on 17th of October. Following that we’ll have a couple of Halloween Specials. 🎃 #rottentomatoes #rottenmovie #podcast #scottishpodcast #scottishmoviepodcast #moviepodcast #scottish #halloween #horrormovies