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The DOJ ouroboros of incompetence is almost complete. Soon Todd Blanche will claim the DOJ needs to be prosecuted with incompetence for losing this trial, will try to deliver a subpoena to his own office, then call for his own arrest for not showing up to testify to the grand jury he convened.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The DOJ ouroboros of incompetence is almost complete. Soon Todd Blanche will claim the DOJ needs to be prosecuted with incompetence for losing this trial, will try to deliver a subpoena to his own office, then call for his own arrest for not showing up to testify to the grand jury he convened.
Oh if only I were Alberta...
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh if only I were Alberta...
Getting on a train might be a frightening prospect with the number of people who probably want him dead. At least an airport has metal detectors. I mean I know that's not the reason but I might think that way if I were ever subject to that level of bigotry against me 🤷
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Getting on a train might be a frightening prospect with the number of people who probably want him dead. At least an airport has metal detectors. I mean I know that's not the reason but I might think that way if I were ever subject to that level of bigotry against me 🤷
Pretty sure Mike Pence is the type of normal white American that considers the existence of nipples to be so pornographic as to require them to be airbrushed off pictures of shirtless men
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pretty sure Mike Pence is the type of normal white American that considers the existence of nipples to be so pornographic as to require them to be airbrushed off pictures of shirtless men
Really ridiculous how the entire federal government seems obsessed with a single mayor. I know New York is a big city but making such a huge deal of it could backfire if the city doesn't turn into a smoldering crater, or even worse if things actually get better.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really ridiculous how the entire federal government seems obsessed with a single mayor. I know New York is a big city but making such a huge deal of it could backfire if the city doesn't turn into a smoldering crater, or even worse if things actually get better.
The Supreme Court as an institution has hardly ever been consistent about legal theory except to say that the rich and powerful should always win, and more importantly fuck the poor and minorities.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Supreme Court as an institution has hardly ever been consistent about legal theory except to say that the rich and powerful should always win, and more importantly fuck the poor and minorities.
Sure but science definitely requires you to show your work, not just JAQ off.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sure but science definitely requires you to show your work, not just JAQ off.
No men should be allowed to hold public office in the United States for the next 250 years. They had their turn, they fucked it up, time to give everyone else a try being the dominant gender.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No men should be allowed to hold public office in the United States for the next 250 years. They had their turn, they fucked it up, time to give everyone else a try being the dominant gender.
Any legendary creature before 2017.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Any legendary creature before 2017.
If they didn't announce games there'd be nothing for them to promote to the investor class to keep their overpaid asses afloat.
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If they didn't announce games there'd be nothing for them to promote to the investor class to keep their overpaid asses afloat.
Anyone who challenges you to a fight can't be racist.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Anyone who challenges you to a fight can't be racist.
Was this the right thing to say right as the government was cutting off food stamps?
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Was this the right thing to say right as the government was cutting off food stamps?
"He's probably dead, and I don't wanna breathe in any vapors."
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"He's probably dead, and I don't wanna breathe in any vapors."
Are they increasing the supposed legroom between the seats by decreasing the size of the place you put your butt? That's a neat trick.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Are they increasing the supposed legroom between the seats by decreasing the size of the place you put your butt? That's a neat trick.
I thought this was a bowling alley at first.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I thought this was a bowling alley at first.
Prayers for Andrew Harnik, he's definitely made himself a target.
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Prayers for Andrew Harnik, he's definitely made himself a target.
I thought Mr. Arnold was played by Samuel L Jackson and he got eaten?
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I thought Mr. Arnold was played by Samuel L Jackson and he got eaten?
TV was better when we could watch any random episode and have a complete story.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
TV was better when we could watch any random episode and have a complete story.
There's a general canon to The Simpsons as a series that can't be violated, like Bart is older than Lisa, but each episode can have its own mini-canon that can be referenced by future episodes or ignored entirely.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There's a general canon to The Simpsons as a series that can't be violated, like Bart is older than Lisa, but each episode can have its own mini-canon that can be referenced by future episodes or ignored entirely.
OR let the government keep the money so it can be spent on programs that the people actually need and keep them alive which have proven far more efficient than charities.
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
OR let the government keep the money so it can be spent on programs that the people actually need and keep them alive which have proven far more efficient than charities.
It's a building. Put your brain back together and break it over something else please.
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's a building. Put your brain back together and break it over something else please.
I just assumed they didn't understand that they could breathe through their noses
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just assumed they didn't understand that they could breathe through their noses
Donald Trump breathes through his chin I guess.
October 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Donald Trump breathes through his chin I guess.
We have lots of government working on reducing the size of government.
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We have lots of government working on reducing the size of government.
That's the thing about spines. You either have one or you don't.
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's the thing about spines. You either have one or you don't.