Rändy Käus
@randykaus.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Rändy and I tell jokes on the internet that idiots take seriously.
See, this is what I mean about #BillMaher. What does "woke" have anything to do with his #GoldenGlobes loss!?! Oh, I know... Maher's been sucking up to MAGA for the past year, inviting all of Trump's henchmen on his show giving them a platform to spew their fucking agenda. Fuck Off you little cunt.
Bill Maher Predicted His Golden Globes Loss Because ‘This Woke Town F—ing Hates’ That ‘I Speak Freely’
Bill Maher says he didn't win a Golden Globe because Hollywood's too woke and he's not afraid to say what's on his mind.
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January 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
See, this is what I mean about #BillMaher. What does "woke" have anything to do with his #GoldenGlobes loss!?! Oh, I know... Maher's been sucking up to MAGA for the past year, inviting all of Trump's henchmen on his show giving them a platform to spew their fucking agenda. Fuck Off you little cunt.
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Uncensored footage has been released of the fatal shooting involving federal agents and a protester in #Minneapolis.
atlas.news3 on Instagram: "Footage has been released of the fatal shoot’ng involving federal agents and a protester in Minneapolis.After orders were given by …"
Footage has been released of the fatal shoot’ng involving federal agents and a protester in Minneapolis.After orders were given by authorities to the protester to get out of the vehicle, the order was ignored and the protestor decided to hit the gas. A federal officer facing the front of the vehicle then fired sh0ts as the car lurched forward.The DHS released a statement justifying the use of deadly force due to weaponization of the vehicle, and labeled the act by the rioter an act of domestic terror’smView all 1,754 comments
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January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Uncensored footage has been released of the fatal shooting involving federal agents and a protester in #Minneapolis.
Aunt Millie flew in from Milwaukee. I'm looking for things for us to do.
#VinnieVincent
#VinnieVincent
January 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Aunt Millie flew in from Milwaukee. I'm looking for things for us to do.
#VinnieVincent
#VinnieVincent
What's new in groundbreaking innovation at #CES26?
Evolving AI on Instagram: "🚨 BREAKING: The 10 most impressive reveals of CES 2026 so far:
1. Razer revealed an all-in-one AI companion anime waifu hologram for your desk
2. ASUS has announced a pair...
14K likes, 207 comments - evolving.ai on January 7, 2026: "🚨 BREAKING: The 10 most impressive reveals of CES 2026 so far:
1. Razer revealed an all-in-one AI companion anime waifu hologram for your de...
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January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
What's new in groundbreaking innovation at #CES26?
#Ginger or #MaryAnn? I remember Mary Ann was higher on my fuckability scale than Ginger. Ginger most likely laid there while thinking guys should consider themselves lucky to have her. On the other hand, Mary Ann was innocently cute, had a tight bod and was probably a fun fireball in the sack.
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is good - #JimmyKimmel Recaps the Crazy Stuff #Trump Did Over the Holidays & Takes Cognitive Test Donny “ACED”
Jimmy Kimmel Recaps the Crazy Stuff Trump Did Over the Holidays & Takes Cognitive Test Donny “ACED”
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
This is good - #JimmyKimmel Recaps the Crazy Stuff #Trump Did Over the Holidays & Takes Cognitive Test Donny “ACED”
One of my favorite things to see in the #NFL is how a player will raise his finger after scoring a TD to signal that his 3-14 team is #1
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
One of my favorite things to see in the #NFL is how a player will raise his finger after scoring a TD to signal that his 3-14 team is #1
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you're guilty and you know it & impeachment surely shows it, ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
#Venezuela
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you're guilty and you know it & impeachment surely shows it, ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
#Venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you're guilty and you know it & impeachment surely shows it, ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
#Venezuela
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you're guilty and you know it & impeachment surely shows it, ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! ♪ ♫
#Venezuela
The #CatholicChurch should consider replacing holy communion with sliced pepperoni. If only to make it a more realistic experience when the priest invites you to eat, "the body of Christ."
#SundayMotivation
#SundayThoughts
#SundayMorning
#SundayFunday
#HappySunday
#SundayVibes
#Sunday
#SundayMotivation
#SundayThoughts
#SundayMorning
#SundayFunday
#HappySunday
#SundayVibes
#Sunday
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The #CatholicChurch should consider replacing holy communion with sliced pepperoni. If only to make it a more realistic experience when the priest invites you to eat, "the body of Christ."
#SundayMotivation
#SundayThoughts
#SundayMorning
#SundayFunday
#HappySunday
#SundayVibes
#Sunday
#SundayMotivation
#SundayThoughts
#SundayMorning
#SundayFunday
#HappySunday
#SundayVibes
#Sunday
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It's "twenty twenty-six," not "two thousand AND twenty-six," you hamster brains! #HappyNewYear
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It's "twenty twenty-six," not "two thousand AND twenty-six," you hamster brains! #HappyNewYear
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