oxygen level required to beat back morals and vote to hand him more power.

The policy isn’t controversial. It’s illegal. The only people that pretend it’s not are Mike “I haven’t seen that video I don’t know anything about that” Johnson, and his own SC appointees who themselves are struggling to fit Trumps balls deep enough in their mouths to cause the low blood

I would attend this Ted talk.

The level of delusion is crazy. I’ve seen what I’m missing in those states and cities. I don’t miss it.

And he’s gold like the gold in the pots!

Kintsugi. Holy shit, has there ever been a more perfect name for a dog?

I’m not proud of it, but I’ve left meetings for a rare aircraft overflight.

Why is this a story? Who gives a shit what some random CEO thinks?

And no, your parser didn’t fail because the data is bad. Customers are allowed to put whatever they want in a free text field. It’s right there in the name: free.

Don’t come at me because your broke ass parser doesn’t know how to escape text fields.

This would be awful even if everyone was doing fine. Who keeps letting this moron design things?