The Beaverton is The Onion's smartass kid brother who tries hard, but isn't actually funny.

Such expressive eyes.

Life is too short to eat bad Xmas cookies. Eat the chocolate chips and save the shortbread and sugar for the annoying uncle.

Great photo Smackie!

I still haven't given up on the idea that they should go to the library and find actual books and publications for research rather than using search. But I have, somewhat reluctantly, decided that computer catalogs are an acceptable replacement for card catalogs.

It is beautiful, but it also reminds me of The Ring, and that was freaking scary.

I was ready to pay any price to get that Underdog story. Oh well. It's still a fun cover.

How many times did you watch it before coming to this realization? Did you also know that the narrator is Jean Shepherd who wrote the original stories that the screenplay (also Shepherd's work) is based on?

Assuming ALL of anything is good or bad is a sucker's bet. However, there comes a point when you have to weigh the odds and choose whether or not to continue probing that haystack for needles.

Because they don't care why tech works, only how to make money from it.