RanchoApocalypto
@ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social
Lapsed lawyer. Out of practice in four different styles of martial arts. Longtime volunteer in assorted local service organizations. Big fan of the Oxford comma.
There may be truth there. In my small town, most of the MAGA flags are gone & there have been no counter protests...tho there was a memorial rally for Charlie Kirk that gathered 100-200 MAGAs. They're out there, but quiet-ish now
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
There may be truth there. In my small town, most of the MAGA flags are gone & there have been no counter protests...tho there was a memorial rally for Charlie Kirk that gathered 100-200 MAGAs. They're out there, but quiet-ish now
Aww, isn't Oprah propping him up any more?
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Aww, isn't Oprah propping him up any more?
Everything that's fucked up can get unfucked. It's persistence + time. For the 2025 US it'll likely take a few generations of consistent unfucking to rebalance things. Best to think of unfucking as planting tiny seedlings of redwood trees. You start unfucking now, on behalf of future generations.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Everything that's fucked up can get unfucked. It's persistence + time. For the 2025 US it'll likely take a few generations of consistent unfucking to rebalance things. Best to think of unfucking as planting tiny seedlings of redwood trees. You start unfucking now, on behalf of future generations.
Melania seems to be making more public appearances next to him these days. The check must have cleared.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Melania seems to be making more public appearances next to him these days. The check must have cleared.
Myself? I'm tempted to blame it on the decisions made during the Reconstruction Era.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Myself? I'm tempted to blame it on the decisions made during the Reconstruction Era.
They've already BEEN disclosed, as of the date of any emails amongst the perps.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They've already BEEN disclosed, as of the date of any emails amongst the perps.
Let's name the other reporters & their outlets, then. Let's know exactly who the grovelers & sycophants are.
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Let's name the other reporters & their outlets, then. Let's know exactly who the grovelers & sycophants are.
Looks to me like the Republican strategy to encourage consumerism when times get tougher for everyone. I'm old enough to recall that after 9/11, George W. Bush reassured the American public that a good response to international terrorism was to just "go shopping."
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Looks to me like the Republican strategy to encourage consumerism when times get tougher for everyone. I'm old enough to recall that after 9/11, George W. Bush reassured the American public that a good response to international terrorism was to just "go shopping."
TBF, who among those jackwagons has ever flown coach?
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
TBF, who among those jackwagons has ever flown coach?
"first started escorting" in the *US* that is. Her parents signed off on permission for her to drop out of school to start her "modeling" career in Europe when she was 15/16. About when she began "posing" for soft-core fake-lesbian BDSM pix in "gentlemen's magazines."
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"first started escorting" in the *US* that is. Her parents signed off on permission for her to drop out of school to start her "modeling" career in Europe when she was 15/16. About when she began "posing" for soft-core fake-lesbian BDSM pix in "gentlemen's magazines."
I don't know much about Islam or Saudi Arabia, but I've understood that there's a cultural prohibition against bare skin touching bare skin? As in, a handshake or especially the buddy-buddy grabby-pulling that Trump is doing with Prince BoneSaw?
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don't know much about Islam or Saudi Arabia, but I've understood that there's a cultural prohibition against bare skin touching bare skin? As in, a handshake or especially the buddy-buddy grabby-pulling that Trump is doing with Prince BoneSaw?
Love how all the Cabinet Secretaries have to grin as long as they're speaking on camera & telling Americans to all drop dead.
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Love how all the Cabinet Secretaries have to grin as long as they're speaking on camera & telling Americans to all drop dead.
😁I live to serve! 😁
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
😁I live to serve! 😁
IMO they won't do that bc keeping Trump helps hide the decisions Miller, the Trump family, & the rest of the gang are making. Vance, Mike Johnson, & Grassley are the next 3 in line of succession & none of them have Trump's cult of personality that's holding the GOP Congress & the base together.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
IMO they won't do that bc keeping Trump helps hide the decisions Miller, the Trump family, & the rest of the gang are making. Vance, Mike Johnson, & Grassley are the next 3 in line of succession & none of them have Trump's cult of personality that's holding the GOP Congress & the base together.
From what I've read, Cannon was recently directed by a higher court to "decide" within 60 days whether or not to lift her own injunction against releasing Jack Smith's classified report re Trump's theft & mishandling of classified docs at Mar-a-Lago. I think she has until early Jan. 2026 to "decide"
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
From what I've read, Cannon was recently directed by a higher court to "decide" within 60 days whether or not to lift her own injunction against releasing Jack Smith's classified report re Trump's theft & mishandling of classified docs at Mar-a-Lago. I think she has until early Jan. 2026 to "decide"
Maybe the *WHITE HOUSE'S copy is never getting out. It's not the only copy by a long shot.
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Maybe the *WHITE HOUSE'S copy is never getting out. It's not the only copy by a long shot.
And also too, from the court filings & discovery of the civil & criminal cases against Epstein & Maxwell. Order them unsealed if necessary. Plus obtain copies of the past sworn testimony & affidavits of the surviving victims. Congress doesn't have the one & only copy, not by a long shot.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
And also too, from the court filings & discovery of the civil & criminal cases against Epstein & Maxwell. Order them unsealed if necessary. Plus obtain copies of the past sworn testimony & affidavits of the surviving victims. Congress doesn't have the one & only copy, not by a long shot.
That's some deep-seated Stockholm Syndrome right there. "I voted for my rapist/rapist's best friend when he promised he'd do something good for me. Why would I ever vote for a woman?"
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That's some deep-seated Stockholm Syndrome right there. "I voted for my rapist/rapist's best friend when he promised he'd do something good for me. Why would I ever vote for a woman?"
She's the same amoral opportunist she's always been. Idk what her specific motivations might be, but in any case I see the first (loud) rat leaving the sinking ship.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She's the same amoral opportunist she's always been. Idk what her specific motivations might be, but in any case I see the first (loud) rat leaving the sinking ship.
Wild guess, the judge is going to be even more p.o.'d than before.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wild guess, the judge is going to be even more p.o.'d than before.
The British royal family didn't evict Andrew Windsor based on just a hunch & a bunch of silly little rumors. 2/2
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The British royal family didn't evict Andrew Windsor based on just a hunch & a bunch of silly little rumors. 2/2
Fine. Copies are there to be seen in lots of different places. Like the sworn testimony & affidavits of the still-surviving victims, & the court filings & discovery in the past civil & criminal lawsuits against Epstein & Maxwell, as just 2 examples. 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fine. Copies are there to be seen in lots of different places. Like the sworn testimony & affidavits of the still-surviving victims, & the court filings & discovery in the past civil & criminal lawsuits against Epstein & Maxwell, as just 2 examples. 1/2
Great! Then someone can produce the unredacted copies from all the other places they're stored - like, in the court filings of all the lawsuits & court testimony against Epstein & Maxwell; the surviving victims' sworn testimony & affidavits, etc. It'd be super-risky for Bondi to redact ANYthing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Great! Then someone can produce the unredacted copies from all the other places they're stored - like, in the court filings of all the lawsuits & court testimony against Epstein & Maxwell; the surviving victims' sworn testimony & affidavits, etc. It'd be super-risky for Bondi to redact ANYthing.
Looks like Halligan's greatest lifetime achievement is still that third runner-up award* she got in that Miss Colorado pageant 15 years ago.
* Translation: third runner up = she came in FIFTH, just like Riley Gaines in Olympic swimming!
* Translation: third runner up = she came in FIFTH, just like Riley Gaines in Olympic swimming!
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Looks like Halligan's greatest lifetime achievement is still that third runner-up award* she got in that Miss Colorado pageant 15 years ago.
* Translation: third runner up = she came in FIFTH, just like Riley Gaines in Olympic swimming!
* Translation: third runner up = she came in FIFTH, just like Riley Gaines in Olympic swimming!