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They should have a survey at first launch of all unreal engine games that simply asks "should T*m S*eeney be strung up by his thumbs or his toes?" And that's the only engagement metric I give a shit about.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
They should have a survey at first launch of all unreal engine games that simply asks "should T*m S*eeney be strung up by his thumbs or his toes?" And that's the only engagement metric I give a shit about.
Wonders never cease...
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wonders never cease...
Also it has Kernel Level Anti-Cheat for some reason???
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Also it has Kernel Level Anti-Cheat for some reason???
The Great Sword calls to me even though I'm dogshit at it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The Great Sword calls to me even though I'm dogshit at it.
Something about having money just rots your brain. Every billionaire is a fucking freak, even the "ok" ones (he made billions of dollars partly from exploiting child gambling and is probably not a paedophile).
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Something about having money just rots your brain. Every billionaire is a fucking freak, even the "ok" ones (he made billions of dollars partly from exploiting child gambling and is probably not a paedophile).
Yeah to be clear I don't think Blue Prince should *get* an in-universe sequel or expansion, part of the story is not knowing how it ends.
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yeah to be clear I don't think Blue Prince should *get* an in-universe sequel or expansion, part of the story is not knowing how it ends.
Tim Sweeney shut the fuck up forever challenge 2026 LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tim Sweeney shut the fuck up forever challenge 2026 LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE
It must be almost worth it to hear a confused bank teller read the phrase "Giantess Voretuber"
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It must be almost worth it to hear a confused bank teller read the phrase "Giantess Voretuber"
How would a Blue Prince Sequel even work? "Blue Prince; The Second Floor".
I understand people's want for them expand the narrative arcs of Blue Prince so we can find out what happened before/after but it doesn't work as well if you do a direct 1:1 sequel game.
I understand people's want for them expand the narrative arcs of Blue Prince so we can find out what happened before/after but it doesn't work as well if you do a direct 1:1 sequel game.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
How would a Blue Prince Sequel even work? "Blue Prince; The Second Floor".
I understand people's want for them expand the narrative arcs of Blue Prince so we can find out what happened before/after but it doesn't work as well if you do a direct 1:1 sequel game.
I understand people's want for them expand the narrative arcs of Blue Prince so we can find out what happened before/after but it doesn't work as well if you do a direct 1:1 sequel game.
Also so funny that they made their peepeepoopoo guy hot
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Also so funny that they made their peepeepoopoo guy hot
These MFs claim to be real gamers but don't even know who Johnny Sasaki is
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
These MFs claim to be real gamers but don't even know who Johnny Sasaki is
As if Call of Duty wasn't already the absolute nadir-example of "creatively void anti-art that exists solely for the purpose of cynically getting kids to steal mom's credit card to buy a skin that was created without an ounce of passion or love", now they go and confirm its just "not art".
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
As if Call of Duty wasn't already the absolute nadir-example of "creatively void anti-art that exists solely for the purpose of cynically getting kids to steal mom's credit card to buy a skin that was created without an ounce of passion or love", now they go and confirm its just "not art".
Also on Lethal Company, not to besmirch it's distinct art style, but I don't want to hear "oh I need Gen AI to do the art for my game because otherwise it would take forever", Lethal Company is literally nothing but cobbled together developer art and it absolutely skyrocketed popularity wise.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Also on Lethal Company, not to besmirch it's distinct art style, but I don't want to hear "oh I need Gen AI to do the art for my game because otherwise it would take forever", Lethal Company is literally nothing but cobbled together developer art and it absolutely skyrocketed popularity wise.
Peak Delusion mentioned. The closest game by far that's made me feel even a fraction like I did booting up Morrowind for the original Xbox for the first time.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Peak Delusion mentioned. The closest game by far that's made me feel even a fraction like I did booting up Morrowind for the original Xbox for the first time.
It's ok for games to not be for everyone! If a player doesn't have the interest or attention span (whatever that means) to progress through your game that doesn't mean you should compromise your game, it just means it's not for that player! That's alright!
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's ok for games to not be for everyone! If a player doesn't have the interest or attention span (whatever that means) to progress through your game that doesn't mean you should compromise your game, it just means it's not for that player! That's alright!
Forspoken walked so Metroid Prime 4 could run
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Forspoken walked so Metroid Prime 4 could run
Not a day has gone by since seeing this scene where I haven't thought about it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not a day has gone by since seeing this scene where I haven't thought about it.
It's actually crazy how nothing it is, like it's just sounds.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It's actually crazy how nothing it is, like it's just sounds.
Turning a blind eye? They *pioneered* the gambling shit
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Turning a blind eye? They *pioneered* the gambling shit
I think it's so important to remember that DragonForce are a bunch of funny silly goofy guys and that it fucking rocks when you sing about riding over mountains seeking glory for 186 songs in one long unbroken chain.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think it's so important to remember that DragonForce are a bunch of funny silly goofy guys and that it fucking rocks when you sing about riding over mountains seeking glory for 186 songs in one long unbroken chain.
Maybe I'll actually do some NG+ runs now these are huge changes
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Maybe I'll actually do some NG+ runs now these are huge changes
Wow it really is a soulslike we all had to beat pre-nerf Radhan and now they've made the entire game easier!
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wow it really is a soulslike we all had to beat pre-nerf Radhan and now they've made the entire game easier!
Kickballs make a much more premium sound than soccer balls you aren't missing out
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Kickballs make a much more premium sound than soccer balls you aren't missing out
You're only allowed to write about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You're only allowed to write about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps
The writing in The Naked Gun reboot perfectly hits the mark of the old movies without feeling like a direct retread. What a banger. Legitimately took a spittake over a certain line.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The writing in The Naked Gun reboot perfectly hits the mark of the old movies without feeling like a direct retread. What a banger. Legitimately took a spittake over a certain line.