Tilda Swinton shouting "Look how WELL you're doing!" at Reeves' back was the moment I went "This is a great performance. Put it in a better film."

Richard Curtis says that Mayall did his bit, walked off set, turned to him and said, "Did I win?"

Yes. Yes you did

Sorry for absence of alt text - it should have read

"Four images: top left, Daniel Hill; top right, a Roman legion with shields raised; bottom right, les idiotes Rambling; bottom left, a...statue of a dragon's gob? or something? Centre, the Rambling Club logo"

PEGGING!?

(sorry, private joke)

What's brown and sticky?

And one I loved as a kid:

Two cows standing in a field.

Cow 1: Moo
Cow 2: Moo
Cow 1: Meow
Cow 2: Don't change the subject.

GlaDOS has opinions

Whether you *are* the good guys and whether you *regard yourselves* as the good guys are two very different, almost entirely unrelated things...

Brave move, Robin. Well done for putting your principles first. Unfashionable, I fear

Probably an attitude they learned from the British - "we are the good guys so anyone who opposes us is, by definition, evil"

After all, the colony's complaint was that they didn't have a position in Britain's representative democracy - hardly a valid argument if the country is run by one man's diktat, yes?

Point still stands. George III had episodes of psychatric illness dating back to 1765, when the Regency Act was written. Between the fact that Britain was a constitutional monarchy and the fact that action was taken to limit George III's role during his bouts of psychiatric illness, not a tyrant.

How can George III have been a tyrant when half the time he wasn't even regnant? His son was regent because George III had crippling psychiatric issues. Stop making up history

I wonder if the min/maxers' faces drop when they see an Ork army being deployed. "Oh Christ, here comes some bullshit"

1st edition Madboyz had about twenty tables to determine whether they would spend the next round fruitless searching for an imaginary contact lens or having delusions of invisibility that made them whip-fast and nearly invincible

Tony used to say he'd seen Charlton Heston do that as Sherlock Holmes onstage. Apparently at one point Heston span round suddenly and his hair remained facing the other way

No, see, what's confused them is that Farage is a dinosaur