He's definitely giving the "Alright! But I'm gonna complain about it the whole time!"

you see, every year in ye ol' Dunkelteller, the nissi (gnomes) bring gifts to good little array operators, but if an array operator stays up past midnight, he is declared "naughty" by the Krampus. The only way to appease him, good ol' moonshine.

he's kinda like your abusive, alcoholic uncle

It's like when you put something on the table and your cat knocks it down

This is the easiest "can you identify the Mathophobic" I have ever seen

Jesus! Marry! Joseph! Who makes this shit?

Like, who wakes up one morning and says, "y'know what? I always wanted to know if you could get knocked up by a corpse in a robotic suit!"

are... are you okay?

blink once if you're in danger

I can confirm It's not a good experience, and I didn't even make it. I got it at Tim Horton's, and I knew right away something was wrong.

Oh man, I miss that. I hope they reference it in a future update

I have several questions. First one being: is this real? Second being: Is this real? Or am I suffering from a minor stroke? Third: Do they know this is a joke on the internet?

Twisty ties? or maybe pipe-cleaners

Can I get a link?

Also, I have tried to come up with a voice for Kel. Only a few of my close friends have heard it. I'm not sure if I'll ever do a VO Kel voice

hommie, das a compliment

Hot Kel Summer is ON!

And this is precisely why we chant "eat the rich"

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I love him <3

How to exploit the grief of others for profit. Also, I give it 3 days before someone starts making grandma shout the N-word

oh sweet satan, wtf am I looking at?