Ralph Andracchio
@ralphalpha.bsky.social
Cohost of the Cookbook Obscura Podcast and Best of Philly winning sex comedy/education show Porn Stash. Improv performer, instructor, director. Non-profit work. Artist advocate. 14 year old trapped in a 49 year old body. 🏳️🌈🇮🇹
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‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
“Abbott Elementary” creator and star Quinta Brunson is teaming up with the School District of Philadelphia to create a fund to provide free school trips to students.
www.phillytrib.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Life is way too short. We can float through our days here on earth and not realize how may people we touch in a significant way.
We are all like pebbles thrown into a pond. We create ripples that travel out and touch others. We matter.
You matter.
Reach out if you need to.
988lifeline.org
We are all like pebbles thrown into a pond. We create ripples that travel out and touch others. We matter.
You matter.
Reach out if you need to.
988lifeline.org
988 Lifeline
At the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, we understand that life’s challenges can sometimes be difficult. Whether you’re facing mental health struggles, emotional distress, alcohol or drug use concerns…
988lifeline.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Life is way too short. We can float through our days here on earth and not realize how may people we touch in a significant way.
We are all like pebbles thrown into a pond. We create ripples that travel out and touch others. We matter.
You matter.
Reach out if you need to.
988lifeline.org
We are all like pebbles thrown into a pond. We create ripples that travel out and touch others. We matter.
You matter.
Reach out if you need to.
988lifeline.org
OPEN AUDITIONS IN PHILLY
Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm
3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back.
Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.
Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm
3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back.
Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
OPEN AUDITIONS IN PHILLY
Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm
3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back.
Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.
Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm
3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back.
Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.
We’re finally at the point where we’re looking at dogs to adopt and I can’t be trusted in this process.
I’m drinking wine and crying at every doggie profile.
“Hi! Im Gunner! I was found on the side of the highway with my brothers bandana in my mouth cuz he just got hit by a car. LOVE ME!!!”
I’m drinking wine and crying at every doggie profile.
“Hi! Im Gunner! I was found on the side of the highway with my brothers bandana in my mouth cuz he just got hit by a car. LOVE ME!!!”
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We’re finally at the point where we’re looking at dogs to adopt and I can’t be trusted in this process.
I’m drinking wine and crying at every doggie profile.
“Hi! Im Gunner! I was found on the side of the highway with my brothers bandana in my mouth cuz he just got hit by a car. LOVE ME!!!”
I’m drinking wine and crying at every doggie profile.
“Hi! Im Gunner! I was found on the side of the highway with my brothers bandana in my mouth cuz he just got hit by a car. LOVE ME!!!”
Hey Facebook? Why you put the care react and the laughing react right next to each other. Now I gotta actually PAY ATTENTION as I’m quickly reacting to a friend losing their dog this past weekend!?
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey Facebook? Why you put the care react and the laughing react right next to each other. Now I gotta actually PAY ATTENTION as I’m quickly reacting to a friend losing their dog this past weekend!?
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
We knew Dems would win last night, but the important part to focus on is in the margins… how many points they won by, which districts swung back, what demographics brought their votes back. We need to listen and build on what the voters are saying is important.
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Five takeaways as Democrats sweep elections in New Jersey and Virginia — The Washington Post
The party won the governor’s race in both states and a state attorney general’s contest that was up in the air, as voters delivered a rebuke of President Donald Trump.
apple.news
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We knew Dems would win last night, but the important part to focus on is in the margins… how many points they won by, which districts swung back, what demographics brought their votes back. We need to listen and build on what the voters are saying is important.
apple.news/AZlmiDwnyTLi...
apple.news/AZlmiDwnyTLi...
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We did it! We watched one scary movie each night of October for Halloween. Here is a list of all 31 movies if you’re curious. Were they all good? No. Were they all fun to watch? Yes. And half of them are from 1975 since that’s when I was born and I’ll be 50 this year! How many have you seen?
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
We did it! We watched one scary movie each night of October for Halloween. Here is a list of all 31 movies if you’re curious. Were they all good? No. Were they all fun to watch? Yes. And half of them are from 1975 since that’s when I was born and I’ll be 50 this year! How many have you seen?
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
And superheroes
Come to feast and taste the flesh
Not quite yet deceased
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
And superheroes
Come to feast and taste the flesh
Not quite yet deceased
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
And superheroes
Come to feast and taste the flesh
Not quite yet deceased
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
And superheroes
Come to feast and taste the flesh
Not quite yet deceased
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Even in folklore
The rich ruin everything
And then snort what’s left
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Even in folklore
The rich ruin everything
And then snort what’s left
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Even in folklore
The rich ruin everything
And then snort what’s left
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Even in folklore
The rich ruin everything
And then snort what’s left
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975)
Close the beaches, chief
There’s a man eater out there
And our boat’s too small
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975)
Close the beaches, chief
There’s a man eater out there
And our boat’s too small
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975)
Close the beaches, chief
There’s a man eater out there
And our boat’s too small
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975)
Close the beaches, chief
There’s a man eater out there
And our boat’s too small
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025)
A guy got bit once
The prodigal son returned
And he got bit too
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025)
A guy got bit once
The prodigal son returned
And he got bit too
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025)
A guy got bit once
The prodigal son returned
And he got bit too
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025)
A guy got bit once
The prodigal son returned
And he got bit too
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975)
No mouthy ladies
We like our wives compliant
Fembot hausfrau chic
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975)
No mouthy ladies
We like our wives compliant
Fembot hausfrau chic
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975)
No mouthy ladies
We like our wives compliant
Fembot hausfrau chic
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975)
No mouthy ladies
We like our wives compliant
Fembot hausfrau chic
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 26 /// Ash (2025)
Not remembering
Why they’re dead, or why I’m here
Have another patch
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 26 /// Ash (2025)
Not remembering
Why they’re dead, or why I’m here
Have another patch
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 26 /// Ash (2025)
Not remembering
Why they’re dead, or why I’m here
Have another patch
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 26 /// Ash (2025)
Not remembering
Why they’re dead, or why I’m here
Have another patch
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
Who’s killing models?
Trinity from The Matrix
Is getting even
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
Who’s killing models?
Trinity from The Matrix
Is getting even
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
Who’s killing models?
Trinity from The Matrix
Is getting even
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
Who’s killing models?
Trinity from The Matrix
Is getting even
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025)
Halley’s Comet comes
And makes a shitty movie
Of mutant Popeye
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025)
Halley’s Comet comes
And makes a shitty movie
Of mutant Popeye
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025)
Halley’s Comet comes
And makes a shitty movie
Of mutant Popeye
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025)
Halley’s Comet comes
And makes a shitty movie
Of mutant Popeye
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975)
Inherited house
Comes with Becker the weird cat
And your dead aunt’s ghost
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975)
Inherited house
Comes with Becker the weird cat
And your dead aunt’s ghost
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975)
Inherited house
Comes with Becker the weird cat
And your dead aunt’s ghost
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975)
Inherited house
Comes with Becker the weird cat
And your dead aunt’s ghost
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025)
There’s no use fighting
As the super undead kill
And serve the red queen
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025)
There’s no use fighting
As the super undead kill
And serve the red queen
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025)
There’s no use fighting
As the super undead kill
And serve the red queen
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025)
There’s no use fighting
As the super undead kill
And serve the red queen
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975)
The mousy teacher
The twins, and the wooden doll
Are not what they seem
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975)
The mousy teacher
The twins, and the wooden doll
Are not what they seem
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975)
The mousy teacher
The twins, and the wooden doll
Are not what they seem
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975)
The mousy teacher
The twins, and the wooden doll
Are not what they seem
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
These dumb rich people
Just go hide and close the door
Deer can’t use doorknobs
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
These dumb rich people
Just go hide and close the door
Deer can’t use doorknobs
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
31 Days of Halloween 2025
Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
These dumb rich people
Just go hide and close the door
Deer can’t use doorknobs
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
These dumb rich people
Just go hide and close the door
Deer can’t use doorknobs
#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween