Martonnax at 99.8% Restoration
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Martin at the Big Tesco, His Hands Empty. Known as @rotshasa on Twitter but happy to get a username that makes it sound less like I'm decomposing
Always accurate bar graphs, never intended to mislead people to vote for the folk that got austerity into the marrow of British politics in exchange for being close enough to power to get blamed for it
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Always accurate bar graphs, never intended to mislead people to vote for the folk that got austerity into the marrow of British politics in exchange for being close enough to power to get blamed for it
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
"Entirely genuine concern" sure sure
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"Entirely genuine concern" sure sure
When somebody calls you "brother"
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When somebody calls you "brother"
One of my Goliaths from the 1970s colour scheme themed Goliath gang that I started painting in 2018 and WILL FINISH ONE DAY, I SWEAR
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
One of my Goliaths from the 1970s colour scheme themed Goliath gang that I started painting in 2018 and WILL FINISH ONE DAY, I SWEAR
A blue blue? Like Ray Smuckles, blubbering as he dances?
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A blue blue? Like Ray Smuckles, blubbering as he dances?
How it looks when I say "it's zero" and start powering up with God's power:
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
How it looks when I say "it's zero" and start powering up with God's power:
Wonder what happened to the game that was about shooting trees in the face with an arrow while they look on, powerlessly distraught?
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Wonder what happened to the game that was about shooting trees in the face with an arrow while they look on, powerlessly distraught?
Coming at the ball like Kirk
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Coming at the ball like Kirk
God, he built a machine to be the racist sports commentator Tim Omundson played in that Key and Peele superbowl sketch
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
God, he built a machine to be the racist sports commentator Tim Omundson played in that Key and Peele superbowl sketch
Be kind. I see a lot of Stan Winston in there too
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Be kind. I see a lot of Stan Winston in there too
Also it's a magnificent train
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Also it's a magnificent train
Here's a painting of the Mallard
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here's a painting of the Mallard
Oh like Aunty Donna's Bikie Wars musical
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh like Aunty Donna's Bikie Wars musical
It says nothing good about me that I heard it right away in Coburn's voice
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It says nothing good about me that I heard it right away in Coburn's voice
Worth having this image to hand in case someone ever mocks The Shadow (1994, dir. Mulcahy)
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Worth having this image to hand in case someone ever mocks The Shadow (1994, dir. Mulcahy)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In the GI Joe questions that need asking, why is this guy - Kyle - here's GI Joe name not "Weeb"
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In the GI Joe questions that need asking, why is this guy - Kyle - here's GI Joe name not "Weeb"
Hang on, I think it might have been a robot of Hitler's dog that they used to seduce guard dogs and knock them out with sleeping gas
I think this dog was a guard dog and Blondie was like a honeytrap dog
I think this dog was a guard dog and Blondie was like a honeytrap dog
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hang on, I think it might have been a robot of Hitler's dog that they used to seduce guard dogs and knock them out with sleeping gas
I think this dog was a guard dog and Blondie was like a honeytrap dog
I think this dog was a guard dog and Blondie was like a honeytrap dog
Or this guy
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Or this guy
