Rake - The Leaf Piler
@rake.bsky.social
Los Angeles
Remember how social media used to be about making jokes about every line in Baby Got Back
Remember how social media used to be about making jokes about every line in Baby Got Back
Paul please start the conversation to repeal this law
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Paul please start the conversation to repeal this law
Friendo-
I'm trying to figure out the mystery sound you heard on the CD. I'm hoping it's They Might Be Giants Ain't Nuthin To Fuck Wit
In the meantime, please make a shirt with TMBG & WuTang
I'm trying to figure out the mystery sound you heard on the CD. I'm hoping it's They Might Be Giants Ain't Nuthin To Fuck Wit
In the meantime, please make a shirt with TMBG & WuTang
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Friendo-
I'm trying to figure out the mystery sound you heard on the CD. I'm hoping it's They Might Be Giants Ain't Nuthin To Fuck Wit
In the meantime, please make a shirt with TMBG & WuTang
I'm trying to figure out the mystery sound you heard on the CD. I'm hoping it's They Might Be Giants Ain't Nuthin To Fuck Wit
In the meantime, please make a shirt with TMBG & WuTang
This thread is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
a woman in a marching band uniform is standing in front of a drum that says yamaha on it
Alt: Gwen Stefani in a marching band uniform is standing in front of a drum that says yamaha on it
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This thread is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
No Marie
You are needed here
You are now the official Bluesky , Jessica Fletcher
(I believe you are both European, but this is a huge compliment)
You are needed here
You are now the official Bluesky , Jessica Fletcher
(I believe you are both European, but this is a huge compliment)
a woman is sitting on a couch holding a cup of tea .
Alt: a woman, Jessica Fletcher, is sitting on a couch holding a cup of tea .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
No Marie
You are needed here
You are now the official Bluesky , Jessica Fletcher
(I believe you are both European, but this is a huge compliment)
You are needed here
You are now the official Bluesky , Jessica Fletcher
(I believe you are both European, but this is a huge compliment)
Emma's in a deep TV rabbit hole right now, but please send a pic when she sends that non-banana meal
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Emma's in a deep TV rabbit hole right now, but please send a pic when she sends that non-banana meal
Emma you owe Marie a home cooked meal
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Emma you owe Marie a home cooked meal
Woke 2: Eccentric Rendezvous
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Woke 2: Eccentric Rendezvous
Goddam this is a dagger . Expand on this observation of the celebration in your writing please.
Please do "The Dead (w Mayer)" and Dave Matthews Band
Please do "The Dead (w Mayer)" and Dave Matthews Band
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Goddam this is a dagger . Expand on this observation of the celebration in your writing please.
Please do "The Dead (w Mayer)" and Dave Matthews Band
Please do "The Dead (w Mayer)" and Dave Matthews Band
So many em dashes
🎵 who's down with ChatGPT?
Weiss, Barry 🎵
🎵 who's down with ChatGPT?
Weiss, Barry 🎵
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So many em dashes
🎵 who's down with ChatGPT?
Weiss, Barry 🎵
🎵 who's down with ChatGPT?
Weiss, Barry 🎵
You got banned because you called yourself a Donkey Kong expert
But I see zero Donkey Kong education
But I see zero Donkey Kong education
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 AM
You got banned because you called yourself a Donkey Kong expert
But I see zero Donkey Kong education
But I see zero Donkey Kong education
No it's LeBron
Ludacris is a rapper
Ludacris is a rapper
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
No it's LeBron
Ludacris is a rapper
Ludacris is a rapper
It's an INXS winter
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It's an INXS winter
It was a Supertramp autumn
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It was a Supertramp autumn
Not the mambo number 5 guy!
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Not the mambo number 5 guy!
It's the first line of the Constitution:
We the (doughnut) people 🇺🇸
We the (doughnut) people 🇺🇸
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It's the first line of the Constitution:
We the (doughnut) people 🇺🇸
We the (doughnut) people 🇺🇸
u represent LA
Booooo!
It's still 2025 Ted
Booooo!
It's still 2025 Ted
a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is giving the peace sign
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is giving the LA hand sign
Ted lieu sucks!
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
u represent LA
Booooo!
It's still 2025 Ted
Booooo!
It's still 2025 Ted
smoking doinks in Amish
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
smoking doinks in Amish
Hahaha
If only Gore followed the rules better
My brother in Moses u are living in a fantasy
If only Gore followed the rules better
My brother in Moses u are living in a fantasy
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hahaha
If only Gore followed the rules better
My brother in Moses u are living in a fantasy
If only Gore followed the rules better
My brother in Moses u are living in a fantasy
Oh you don't like women who disagree with you
Just say that
Just say that
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh you don't like women who disagree with you
Just say that
Just say that
If they weren't made by the hands of Gargamel then I don't accept them
Gargamel is Smurf for "wallace shawn looking deity"
Gargamel is Smurf for "wallace shawn looking deity"
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If they weren't made by the hands of Gargamel then I don't accept them
Gargamel is Smurf for "wallace shawn looking deity"
Gargamel is Smurf for "wallace shawn looking deity"