Senthil Rajasekharan
rajasekharan.com
Senthil Rajasekharan
@rajasekharan.com
All my ice jokes are in the freezer… with a "defrost switch" just in case something happens.

#ice #freezer #defrost
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Starting next year, my tax returns will be heavily edited because I only get redacted answers from this government.

#tax #redacted
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The "Woodland Critters" on the new Apple iPhone ad is an Apple TV series waiting to happen.

@apple When I can see it?

#iPhoneAd #woodlandCritters #appleTv
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The trouble with getting old is that you assume that everyone has read the 80s bestseller "I am Ok, You're Ok".

#gettingOld
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am thankful that the Vikings are not playing on thanksgiving day this year.

#thanksgiving #nfl #detroitLions #packers
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Eagerly waiting for the Mamdani float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

#macysParade #thanksGiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I watched a little bit of the new Ken Burns American Revolution ... And here is my hot take, " Not as good as Die Hard"

#kenBurns #americanRevolution
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Spammers don't call me because my name Senthil Rajasekharan is not easy to say.

I love my spam proof name.

#spammers #difficultName
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am seeing so many aurora pictures on the socials that they are the new cat pictures on the internet.

#aurora #auroraCat
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Kim Kardashian failed her Bar Exam.

Here are the activities for which she has passing grades,

Partying
"Leaking" Sex Tapes
Reality T.V
Dating Pete

So your loss California Bar.

#kimkardashian #barExam
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Checking my socials all day for likes and reactions and checking my analytics dashboard for view counts, these are the modern day "constantly looking in the mirror" for validation disorder.

#socialmedia
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is my body fighting cancer all the time?

#humanBody #immuneSystem #medicalMiracle
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Minnesotans know how to chase away ICE raiders, everyone here knows how to use an "ice scraper".

#ICE #minnesota #icescraper
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Trump Swindle List :

- Bitcoin Reserve.
- Channeling Govt money to Oracle via Project Stargate.
- U.S bailing out Argentina with billions in aid.

(Last updated 10/26/2025)

p.s - I am not a professional investigative journalist.

#TrumpSwindleList
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The U.S is bailing out Argentina with billions in aid.

Yes, that very same Argentina where all the Nazis fled after WWII.

This is basically a down payment for a retirement home.

ps: We have this extra money because DOGE did a great job cutting USAID funds!

#argentina #bailout #argentinaFirst
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You guys don't know this and so I am not offended, my last name means king.

#noKingsButThisOne
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I am going to take a vacation and travel to Chicago and Portland also to show my support for these cities in these "tough times".

I would like to see a good protest rally while I am there so let me know if there any upcoming ICE protest rallies or antifa rallies.

#protestTourism
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I heard someone say Minnesota has no seasons.

Well, our sports team certainly have them, "this season" and "next season".

Good luck Lynx! Go Vikes! Twins?

#minnesota #seasons #mnLynx #mnTwins #vikings #wnba
September 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I ride the transit bus a lot, I know my route.

Last week, I helped navigate a new bus driver around a detour.

I've become the Coach of Coach USA.

#bus #detour #driver #coachUsa
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you were thinking about making a movie... but always kept procrastinating.

I have some great news for you, Nicholas Cage is available.
September 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ask me any skincare routine, weight loss or scuba diving question, I have seen a tiktok video.

#tiktokexpert
September 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Detroit Lions Wide Receiver TesLaa took an unbelievable catch and it was "Electric" ⚡⚡⚡

#nfl #lionsVsBears #DetroitLions #ChicagoBears
September 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was talking to the building maintenance guy at work and he said he is busy flying flags at half-mast.

That is solid recession proof, all season job in America.

#unemployment #economy
September 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not the Dept Of War but Tonite the Dept Of Wildlife Control a.k.a Vikings will descend on Chicago to hunt the wild Bears.

#skol #nfl #vikings #mnf
September 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Note to self:

I don't have to have opinions on everything.

#opinions
August 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM