*nothing
😔 back to wearing NOTHING

I'm not even in Texas proper 😭 we got a layover in Atlanta
Jesus christ why DO I LIVE HERE

Also I'm so sorry for updating so much, twitter and bluesky were my only outlets for the internet over here

And this dudes house is named "Killa Villa" okay
YA AINT SLICK

An incredible baddy
Unfortunately I did open this on a public bus and my eyes became saucers 😔

Also bought this Anubis plush from the museum. Thank God we didn't go their early on the trip cause I would've spent all my money on Ancient Egyptia /Greek souvenirs

Also this actual Sex shop has lewd Betty Boop statues, lmao

Also HELLO?? Why do the toy firearms look so realistic? Guess that's a benefit of not allowing the real ones here

And my roommates looked at each other and said "... you're not beating the allegations "

... but on the OTHER hand.
I really wanted to buy a bunch of souvenirs from the Museum, but I bought this Scarab cause it's cheap and said "look it's like the artifact Lara used in Tomb Raider 1" 😔

Alright
JUST SO YALL KNOW
I've been a fan of Archeology/Anthropology and Ancient Greece & Egypt since I was a KID

I didn't get into Tomb Raider as a big fan until a few years ago, PLEASE 😭
(Getting roasted on Twitter)

LMAOOOO
okay but to be fair it is Portuguese chicken haha

But mashed peas isn't as bad as I thought! Quite nice and earthy.
Not really a fan of beans on toast tho 🤔 it's not awful, just a little odd

Got to the Egypt and Greek exhibits. I could cry