UMBRELLA ☂️
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UMBRELLA ☂️
@rainingchamp.bsky.social
a spoonful of sugar... and a pinch of salt!

( she/any )
Pinned
i'm stronger than i look!
... and hungern's EXACTLY as strong as he looks!

( more info below )
i want ice cream...
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
HEY
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
jeeezzzz im so boreedddd....
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
parasoul said i can't feed hungern garbage from the dumpster anymore :(
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
wow. nobody cares about a sweet little girl dying of starvation. i'll remember that in the afterlife...
i'll DIE if i don't get five scoops of ice cream RIGHT NOW. DON'T LET A LITTLE GIRL DIE!!!
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i'll DIE if i don't get five scoops of ice cream RIGHT NOW. DON'T LET A LITTLE GIRL DIE!!!
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
// umbrella being so insistent on cracking the narrators egg is also very funny to me. to be honest
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
// umbrella and the narrator are really fucking funny man
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
you're supposed to hit him back, guy!! like baseball!!

[ .....is that how baseball works? 💧 ]
[Bending backwards and dodging this time, eyes wide.]

The hell-?!
[ instead of answering she just throws hungern again ]

GO GO GO!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
// actually making me laugh out loud at work
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
[ instead of answering she just throws hungern again ]

GO GO GO!!!!
Wha--?

...Oh. You two again. What's up?
[ she catches hungern with a big grin!! ]

hey, you're pretty good at this!
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
[ she catches hungern with a big grin!! ]

hey, you're pretty good at this!
[Tetrakarn. The hell umbrella is bounced right back the girl.]

[Naoki turns his head, apparently oblivious.

???
CATCH

[ throwing hungern at the reader. Do Not Catch Him Do Not Catch Him Do Not Catch Him ]
October 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
BADDIES WATCH OUT!!! umbrella and hungern are comin for you!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
CATCH

[ throwing hungern at the reader. Do Not Catch Him Do Not Catch Him Do Not Catch Him ]
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
just look above you?
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
SEE? WHAT'D I TELL YOU!!
especially that blonde guy
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
everybody here's kind of a weird freak but it's okay you guys are still cool
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
do people actually kiss eachother or is that just a thing made up for tv?
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
there's so many gay people here.
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
another day means more baddies to beat up!
October 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
cooooool!!! can you make MOUNTAINS of ice cream with that thing?

[ hungern is just feasting away. oh god ice cream is everywhere it's a bloodbath... ice cream bath. something like that. ]

i wish i had something like that..
Hmm...

[Naoki stares down at the Frost, who's beginning to look more like a cornered animal.]

...Okay. Another one.

[Snap! Another, even taller cone. Taller than the child even is!]

[...And heavier.]
!!!

[ uh oh. umbrella immediately notices this pattern, a grin forming as hungern eats the ice cream in a single bite. yeah they're gonna exploit the hell out of this.

she's not even done with her own cone when she asks, ]

...a little more? 🥺 we're soooo hungry...
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
!!!

[ uh oh. umbrella immediately notices this pattern, a grin forming as hungern eats the ice cream in a single bite. yeah they're gonna exploit the hell out of this.

she's not even done with her own cone when she asks, ]

...a little more? 🥺 we're soooo hungry...
...

[Naoki strokes his chin in thought. Jack Frost looks worried.]

...Sure. Why not?

[He snaps his fingers, and the poor ice fairy conjures up an even taller cone. A pattern has begun to emerge.]
[ they happily take it, giving hungern a good squeeze to keep him at bay. ]

..thanks, mister! can hungern have some more, too? ^_^

[ their greed knows no bounds.... ]
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
[ they happily take it, giving hungern a good squeeze to keep him at bay. ]

..thanks, mister! can hungern have some more, too? ^_^

[ their greed knows no bounds.... ]
...💧

[Sigh. Having his Jack Frost make another one, this time a few scoops taller -- as if hoping it will at least keep the umbrella from eating all of it. ]
[ ..her monstrous umbrella eats it straight out of her hands. ]

wha— HEY!! hungern, that wasn't for you!!

....can i get another?
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
those goat things are literally niceys. i know evil when i see it!!
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
[ ..her monstrous umbrella eats it straight out of her hands. ]

wha— HEY!! hungern, that wasn't for you!!

....can i get another?
[Hands the screaming child a suspiciously Jack Frost-shaped ice cream cone.]
we still haven't gotten ice cream >:(( DON'T YOU KNOW I'LL DIE WITHOUT IT

hungern will probably be fine BUT I'LL DIE!!!
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM