Just with far less color

Hanks couldn’t even make the list for CAPTAIN PHILLIPS, the voters hate him! Everyone is so addicted to being a tastemaker who finds the next big thing they miss a lot of established greatness.

Ha wow that was a rough year for noms. Like, sure, DiCaprio had the win sewn up, so I was like “well, could he have gotten nominated?” and it turns out the noms were Bryan Cranston (TRUMBO), Matt Damon (MARTIAN), Fassbender (JOBS), Redmayne (DANISH). So god yes he really should have.

This is the energy we need this holiday season

Man, that’s dedication to roll out for Godard while actively icing

On the “good” side of this equation, seeing TITANIC at Vidiots last year was incredible. A few early mocking jeers turned into the most audible, irrepressible sobbing I’ve ever heard in a theater. We all sang along with Celine over the end credits. Great experience.

Yeah they’re doing that all over the place, never not weird

I’m hot and cold on HAMNET, don’t have nearly the objection others do, but that winking coyness about Mescal’s character in the film is deeply immature and annoying

Finally a fellow DEAD MAN’S WIRE champion