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@ragemichelle.bsky.social
My hips don't lie, but they do complain
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November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Epstein sent an email joking (maybe?) that Putin may have a video of trump sucking Bill Clinton's dick.

"Cocaines a hell of a drug" - Rick James

Gives a new meaning to big beautiful bill…

I guess we now know why the Clintons left a bad taste in Trump's mouth...
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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BRILLIANT!
Nancy Pelosi: "He's just a vile creature, the worst THING on the face of the earth." All the pearl clutchers can shut it. Trump has said worse and I’m glad he gets a taste of his own medicine.

I second the motion on the floor!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Frank Booth endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The drippy faucet in my bathroom just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I am a nyc teacher and would love cookies for my students for a celebration. Please repost. Thanks so much. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Maybe he's building a ballroom so he can fulfill his fantasy of being a Disney princess?

He's gonna need at least an EEEE width on those glass slippers.
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It is National Sarcasm Awareness month and Smack an Annoying Coworker day.

So far, I have escaped unscathed and I have no charges pending against me.

I feel like I should get an award.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My husband Randy and I were watching a documentary about The Clash.

Me: Did Joe Strummer just say "you're only as good as your trauma?"
Randy: Drummer. You're only as good as your drummer.
Me: Trauma works too, though, doesn't it?
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Conversation that is exclusive to teenagers and political candidates:

"Can I have 10 dollars? No? How about 5? Okay, 3 then? Just a dollar. Can I have just ONE dollar?"
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I just sent a text that included the words "I am not" and my predictive text suggested following that with "a good person"

My phone is a dick
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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This part 👇
The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wonder why we don't celebrate Charles Manson day or Jeffrey Dahmer day? Although, they didn't kill NEARLY as many people as Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ICE is killing people's pets.

They shot someone's dog ffs.
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If it were any other human, I'd feel embarrassed for someone who begged over and over for any prize.

But him? It is gratifying.

It doesn't matter in the big scheme of things, but I'm satisfied knowing he's a groveling loser who will shuffle off this life pissed off as fuck.
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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This is why we must begin national strikes.
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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WAKE UP, AMERICA!
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I've had "Gimme Some Water" by Eddie Money stuck in my head all day. At this point, I am fairly sure that I killed a man at the Mexican border.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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How to spot a trans
Keep an eye out for...
October 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM