Rads
@rads.bsky.social
Everything in moderation, except for snacks. http://twitch.tv/its_radsy
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Rads
@rads.bsky.social
· Nov 16
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
villain: hah! ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor!
me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental
villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed
me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental
villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
villain: hah! ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor!
me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental
villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed
me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental
villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed
what's your favorite video game music? mine's "single note sustained on a euphonium in a room with slight reverb"
July 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
what's your favorite video game music? mine's "single note sustained on a euphonium in a room with slight reverb"
May 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
GONNA DRINK MALORT AT 1PM EDT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON MY SUBATHON, 14 hours remain! Come say hi!!!!
twitch.tv/its_radsy
twitch.tv/its_radsy
May 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
GONNA DRINK MALORT AT 1PM EDT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON MY SUBATHON, 14 hours remain! Come say hi!!!!
twitch.tv/its_radsy
twitch.tv/its_radsy
Left my fiancé at the altar. The relationship is over, but the human sacrifice went perfectly
May 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Left my fiancé at the altar. The relationship is over, but the human sacrifice went perfectly
kinda cool how all the rich are turning against each other. maybe we don't have to eat the rich. maybe they'll eat themselves
April 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
kinda cool how all the rich are turning against each other. maybe we don't have to eat the rich. maybe they'll eat themselves
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🚨 WHITE HOUSE: MODS? MODS???
🚨 WHITE HOUSE: AMAZON SHOWING TARIFFS ON EACH PRODUCT IS A HOSTILE AND POLITICAL ACT
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
🚨 WHITE HOUSE: MODS? MODS???
only now realizing it's called "duck duck goose" because geese are aggressive
April 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
only now realizing it's called "duck duck goose" because geese are aggressive
"student driver" sticker but fully licensed to drive, just also in law school
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"student driver" sticker but fully licensed to drive, just also in law school
joke’s on you, IRS, every day is taxing
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
joke’s on you, IRS, every day is taxing
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tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Me when I post and delete every five seconds
December 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Me when I post and delete every five seconds
getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you
April 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you
[teaching my boyfriend cards]
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
April 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
[teaching my boyfriend cards]
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
come together
right now
over me
-a gangbang probably
right now
over me
-a gangbang probably
April 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
come together
right now
over me
-a gangbang probably
right now
over me
-a gangbang probably
deleting all of my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (at the police station after being taken in because i called the police when someone tried to break into my house when I was going to see if my little brother was ditching school)
March 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
deleting all of my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (at the police station after being taken in because i called the police when someone tried to break into my house when I was going to see if my little brother was ditching school)
really caught my eye how your dating profile said you like “good beer.” it’s cool how you think the stuff you like is good. not a lot of people are that brave
March 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
really caught my eye how your dating profile said you like “good beer.” it’s cool how you think the stuff you like is good. not a lot of people are that brave
can't tell if I’m manic or have suddenly become able to survive without food and sleep
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
can't tell if I’m manic or have suddenly become able to survive without food and sleep
aight ok I enrolled in a voice acting class thing
everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"
everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"
March 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
aight ok I enrolled in a voice acting class thing
everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"
everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"
THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax
ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
March 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax
ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
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Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark
February 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark
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5 days left to take a Quest Sprout home:
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February 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
5 days left to take a Quest Sprout home:
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