If it was in the original Homeric Greek, it'd be five times as long. No test, although you will have to state who your favorite character is and if they're still alive by the end of the poem.

Love my husband 🥰

Very cruel but you look very, very good doing it. 🥰

If they do not have a favorite guy, one will be assigned to them via random dude generator.

I would also very much like to expose you to less English. ☹️

I use acrylic right now, but I’m steadily moving into using gouache! And thank you!

I need a new quill posthaste, but otherwise I’m happy with this so far!

Citation, because of course. Oxford, Bodleian Library MS. Auct. D. inf. 2. 11: digital.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/objects/c070...

So far, all I have is the Holy Order of Cyanocitta Cristata. (Because, y'know, blue jays.)

Kissing you directly on the gosh darn mouth

VPN voting not allowed again :(

I gave you my answer. >:0