Death Cab for Cunty
@rachelalison.bsky.social
Video Editor. ⚽️ Arsenal & LAFC ⚽️
Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
My only Wake Up Dead Man take is that Josh O'Connor is really good at this
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My only Wake Up Dead Man take is that Josh O'Connor is really good at this
Titi blink twice if you need to be rescued from sitting so close to Alexi Lalas
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Titi blink twice if you need to be rescued from sitting so close to Alexi Lalas
When I love an actress almost as much as I love Arsenal 😅
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When I love an actress almost as much as I love Arsenal 😅
What was that? I can't hear anyone that far down the table
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What was that? I can't hear anyone that far down the table
Flipped a coin for Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Flipped a coin for Tom Stoppard
Porto's on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Porto's on Thanksgiving
Dear oh dear, where could that piece have gone
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dear oh dear, where could that piece have gone
Ya Gunners ya
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ya Gunners ya
🎵 We hate Tottenham 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎵 We hate Tottenham 🎵
Idk exactly why but I feel like @hayesbrown.bsky.social needs to see this tattoo
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Idk exactly why but I feel like @hayesbrown.bsky.social needs to see this tattoo
Ahahahahahahaha Liverpool
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ahahahahahahaha Liverpool
Me: I have these lab results you ordered. Please let me give you, my doctor, the lab results. That you ordered.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me: I have these lab results you ordered. Please let me give you, my doctor, the lab results. That you ordered.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
First album I'm listening to on my new turntable? Jack White "No Name"
All bangers no skips 💙
All bangers no skips 💙
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
First album I'm listening to on my new turntable? Jack White "No Name"
All bangers no skips 💙
All bangers no skips 💙
I'm going the Godmother from Bay Cities. Maximum explosiveness, hot pepper stank. Full bread missile.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm going the Godmother from Bay Cities. Maximum explosiveness, hot pepper stank. Full bread missile.
Every time I watch a Howard Hawks joint, I remember why I love movies. Right now I'm being exhausted by Carole Lombard and John Barrymore and it's absolutely worth it
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Every time I watch a Howard Hawks joint, I remember why I love movies. Right now I'm being exhausted by Carole Lombard and John Barrymore and it's absolutely worth it
GOAL BY SON 🖤💛
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
GOAL BY SON 🖤💛
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
Okay LA, let's keep the good times rolling. DALE BLACK & GOLD LAFC 🖤💛
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay LA, let's keep the good times rolling. DALE BLACK & GOLD LAFC 🖤💛
The perfect millennial costume doesn't exi-
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The perfect millennial costume doesn't exi-
Every year on Halloween, I put out candy on my porch and a sign that says CANDY. I never put portion demands on the sign. Every year, the kids self-police so intensely that I wind up with a bunch of candy left. This year, my sign is telling them TAKE HANDFULS PLEASE. 😅
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every year on Halloween, I put out candy on my porch and a sign that says CANDY. I never put portion demands on the sign. Every year, the kids self-police so intensely that I wind up with a bunch of candy left. This year, my sign is telling them TAKE HANDFULS PLEASE. 😅