Racecarlock
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Skrillpatine - Scary Monsters and UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEEEER
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Skrillpatine - Scary Monsters and UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEEEER
He always looks like he's about to be run over by an offscreen train. He always looks like he's getting sucked off just below screen. He always looks like the edible just hit. He always looks like he's trying to activate laser eyes. He always looks like he's watching two girls one cup.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
He always looks like he's about to be run over by an offscreen train. He always looks like he's getting sucked off just below screen. He always looks like the edible just hit. He always looks like he's trying to activate laser eyes. He always looks like he's watching two girls one cup.
Oh my gorsh, it's Michael De Santa from GTA V!
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh my gorsh, it's Michael De Santa from GTA V!
In GTA IV, one of the subway stations in bohan has a collision detection glitch where the wall basically eats people. Useless in a firefight, but so much fun to try and get people into it with one push.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
In GTA IV, one of the subway stations in bohan has a collision detection glitch where the wall basically eats people. Useless in a firefight, but so much fun to try and get people into it with one push.
Oh my god, you've created a band of Olivia Nuzzis. We're doomed!
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Oh my god, you've created a band of Olivia Nuzzis. We're doomed!
Those booths are pretty heavy and easy to push over.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Those booths are pretty heavy and easy to push over.
ferrisbueleritsovergohome.mp4
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ferrisbueleritsovergohome.mp4
Somehow this is less bad than the RFK fling, like, she hit that despite not knowing where he's been. Or worse, knowing where he's been.
Man swims in sewage, like, fuck, I hope she at least hosed him down first before going at it.
Man swims in sewage, like, fuck, I hope she at least hosed him down first before going at it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Somehow this is less bad than the RFK fling, like, she hit that despite not knowing where he's been. Or worse, knowing where he's been.
Man swims in sewage, like, fuck, I hope she at least hosed him down first before going at it.
Man swims in sewage, like, fuck, I hope she at least hosed him down first before going at it.
Hahahah, and, like, they just did the chewie fake out and then this like minutes later.
Oh yeah sure, this movie has definitely proven it's willing to kill off characters, I totally believe you, JJ.
Oh yeah sure, this movie has definitely proven it's willing to kill off characters, I totally believe you, JJ.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hahahah, and, like, they just did the chewie fake out and then this like minutes later.
Oh yeah sure, this movie has definitely proven it's willing to kill off characters, I totally believe you, JJ.
Oh yeah sure, this movie has definitely proven it's willing to kill off characters, I totally believe you, JJ.
Midichlorian eugenics. Yeah, this movie is the reason I had to reclassify star wars in my mind as a collection of elaborate fireworks shows and martial arts contests and battlebots matches and not much more than that.
And here's the thing, on that level, it still kind of works. Cirque du star wars.
And here's the thing, on that level, it still kind of works. Cirque du star wars.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Midichlorian eugenics. Yeah, this movie is the reason I had to reclassify star wars in my mind as a collection of elaborate fireworks shows and martial arts contests and battlebots matches and not much more than that.
And here's the thing, on that level, it still kind of works. Cirque du star wars.
And here's the thing, on that level, it still kind of works. Cirque du star wars.
If it was in wipeout, I'd skip over it and pick the Feisar Systems AG craft again.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If it was in wipeout, I'd skip over it and pick the Feisar Systems AG craft again.
Because remember star wars?
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Because remember star wars?
Oh, okay. The worst part for me is Rey's family ties, I think.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh, okay. The worst part for me is Rey's family ties, I think.
Oh no, listen, listen, you-you've got to pace yourself, this isn't even close to how bad it gets.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh no, listen, listen, you-you've got to pace yourself, this isn't even close to how bad it gets.
I saw this movie in theaters, when this came up I was like "Fuck it, I'm officially at the level of sub par DBZ episode now. Blow some shit up and shoot some lightning or something."
Even at that level, this movie still somehow managed to suck ass. Therefore, I volunteer as your support group.
Even at that level, this movie still somehow managed to suck ass. Therefore, I volunteer as your support group.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I saw this movie in theaters, when this came up I was like "Fuck it, I'm officially at the level of sub par DBZ episode now. Blow some shit up and shoot some lightning or something."
Even at that level, this movie still somehow managed to suck ass. Therefore, I volunteer as your support group.
Even at that level, this movie still somehow managed to suck ass. Therefore, I volunteer as your support group.
I like coneheads simply because all things considered, they seem to be pretty kickass neighbors. Plus I'm endlessly enamored by the idea of the paranormal interacting with the normal. Men In Black, Phil Of The Future, that cartoon where a lady married bigfoot, count me in.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I like coneheads simply because all things considered, they seem to be pretty kickass neighbors. Plus I'm endlessly enamored by the idea of the paranormal interacting with the normal. Men In Black, Phil Of The Future, that cartoon where a lady married bigfoot, count me in.
Also, "STOP BEING DISCERNING CONSUMERS GODDAMMIT!" has never worked and will never work. Either someone's fine with AI making their games, or they aren't. Wanting to sell surreptitiously to someone who isn't and saying so publicly is just stupid. Why would anyone trust you after saying that?
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Also, "STOP BEING DISCERNING CONSUMERS GODDAMMIT!" has never worked and will never work. Either someone's fine with AI making their games, or they aren't. Wanting to sell surreptitiously to someone who isn't and saying so publicly is just stupid. Why would anyone trust you after saying that?
Have a gaming handheld nearby at all times. You're going to need it. Having something short but satisfying on standby. And I don't mean short like an hour, I mean something you play like 1-3 minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Have a gaming handheld nearby at all times. You're going to need it. Having something short but satisfying on standby. And I don't mean short like an hour, I mean something you play like 1-3 minutes.
Kash: "Bug detected on president's shoulder! DEPLOY LASER EYES!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Kash: "Bug detected on president's shoulder! DEPLOY LASER EYES!"
Demolition Derbies would unironically be a better use of my taxpayer money than ICE.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Demolition Derbies would unironically be a better use of my taxpayer money than ICE.
Kash's eyes are in full on "Deer in headlights" mode again.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Kash's eyes are in full on "Deer in headlights" mode again.
I browse the cryptocurrency subreddit for the same reasons you'd take a free ticket to the circus or a demolition derby, and all this company ever did was buy bitcoin. All it ever did. There's a news entry in the subreddit every time he does. Even the people there think he's nuts.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I browse the cryptocurrency subreddit for the same reasons you'd take a free ticket to the circus or a demolition derby, and all this company ever did was buy bitcoin. All it ever did. There's a news entry in the subreddit every time he does. Even the people there think he's nuts.