This is one of the reasons I'm not allowed to handle normal work tickets anymore

Ugh...That is even worse. But I've gotten tired of having to pull teeth to figure out "what" is broken

I imagine there is also a massive overlap with the group of users who also submit the ticket for the problem as "it's broken" and nothing else

I swear, you tempt me more and more to try to start convincing relatives to do this as well...

Not the mullet part anyways

Ah, I see you are of the "Pumpkin pie is just a vehicle for Cool Whip" school

My sinuses are alternating between refusing to drain to being completely dried out