Anyone considered suitable for this position would never be allowed to be heard, seen, or otherwise known about by the voting population.

Those that were would be routinely misrepresented, attacked for their decency and empathy, and reduced to a three-worded thought terminating cliche.

#auspol

Bot-farms.

Yeah, but what if, like, the private sector had outsourced it to a different private sector? Think of the efficiency! It practically would have paid for itself by now.

/s - because you never know who'll take things seriously.

A lot of people in these replies getting their first impression of the kinds of software all political parties use to keep track of elector support.

Tim Wilson doing Tim Wilson things after cross-checking his database of electors is pretty damning though.