my fatass dogs be doing the same shit, they sandwich me in & then i’m stuck in one spot the entire night

dawg i’ve missed your mysteriousness

it’s so cute omg

this is the realest thing ever. forever a procrastinator 💔

if it was anyone else i wouldn’t believe it, but since it’s you— i can’t say i am shocked

yeah that has everything to do with them & absolutely nothing to do with you